Chrtistmas joke from the Queenmum

chiefqueen · 12-12-2006, 09:25 AM

With a lessen for the guys........

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIMEAccording to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Hydrae · 12-12-2006, 10:57 AM

I don't know, every woman I know can get lost in their own backyard.

|Zach| · 12-12-2006, 10:58 AM

Great lessen indeed.

Heh.

12-12-2006, 09:25 AM
chiefqueen On my throne Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $8152060	Chrtistmas joke from the Queenmum With a lessen for the guys........ REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIMEAccording to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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12-12-2006, 10:57 AM	#2
Hydrae Sandbox: Leander Lasercats Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $2077000	I don't know, every woman I know can get lost in their own backyard.
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12-12-2006, 10:58 AM	#3
\|Zach\| For The Glory Of The City Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $5216768	Great lessen indeed. Heh.
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