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Simplex3 · 01-27-2007, 01:42 AM

July 9, 2000
Day 1 - Research and Development

Must infect self with athlete's foot...

OK. So, apparently, according to feetforlife.org (ha!), the ways to *prevent* AF are these:

* Wash your feet at least once a day.

* Choose socks made from natural fibers, preferably cotton, which allow the air to circulate.

* Change socks or stockings every day.

Clearly, what I must do then is wear airtight plastic bags on my feet all day every day until I have achieved hygiene disaster. Here's the stuff I got from CVS:

* Plastic bags--for wrapping up the feet, creating precious greenhouse effect.

* Saran wrap--I dunno, just in case I need extra protection

* Rubber bands--to hold the bags on my feet

* Vaseline--this was Chris' idea. He says I should use it to make a perfect airtight seal around my ankle where the bags meet my skin.

The counter lady didn't seem at all impressed that I was buying rubber bands and Vaseline at the same time. She must not have a very powerful imagination.

I said hold on and went back and got some latex gloves, too, just to up the perv factor. I think they'll be helpful later. She was careful not to touch me when I handed over the ten bucks.

A nice pleasant fragrance with every step. Made note for later...

Tomorrow I take a trip to the men's locker room at the Cambridge YMCA, to stock the pond, so to speak.
Here is a picture of my unsuspecting feet. Sleep well tonight my pretties.

Symptoms of athlete's foot:

* Itching between the toes, especially the fourth and fifth toes

* Red, raw looking skin, which is often itchy

* Skin that flakes, peels or cracks

* Sore, pus-filled, weeping rash

WEEPING RASH.

NEXT DAY!

01-27-2007, 01:42 AM	#25
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	July 9, 2000 Day 1 - Research and Development Must infect self with athlete's foot... OK. So, apparently, according to feetforlife.org (ha!), the ways to prevent AF are these: * Wash your feet at least once a day. * Choose socks made from natural fibers, preferably cotton, which allow the air to circulate. * Change socks or stockings every day. Clearly, what I must do then is wear airtight plastic bags on my feet all day every day until I have achieved hygiene disaster. Here's the stuff I got from CVS: * Plastic bags--for wrapping up the feet, creating precious greenhouse effect. * Saran wrap--I dunno, just in case I need extra protection * Rubber bands--to hold the bags on my feet * Vaseline--this was Chris' idea. He says I should use it to make a perfect airtight seal around my ankle where the bags meet my skin. The counter lady didn't seem at all impressed that I was buying rubber bands and Vaseline at the same time. She must not have a very powerful imagination. I said hold on and went back and got some latex gloves, too, just to up the perv factor. I think they'll be helpful later. She was careful not to touch me when I handed over the ten bucks. A nice pleasant fragrance with every step. Made note for later... Tomorrow I take a trip to the men's locker room at the Cambridge YMCA, to stock the pond, so to speak. Here is a picture of my unsuspecting feet. Sleep well tonight my pretties. Symptoms of athlete's foot: * Itching between the toes, especially the fourth and fifth toes * Red, raw looking skin, which is often itchy * Skin that flakes, peels or cracks * Sore, pus-filled, weeping rash WEEPING RASH. NEXT DAY!
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