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Old 03-16-2007, 09:20 PM  
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I'm the luckiest mother fucker on earth.

Been drinking since noon, mostly rebull-vodka, went to a buddies to watch KU game.

Driving home, realized on the highway that I got a headlight out, but have day-time-running lights that should cover me (right?)

Wrong. right before I turn into my apartment complex, a cop pulls behind me and puts on the lights. (I shove the container full of controband into my boxers)

"did you know you have a headlight out?"

"um..uh...I just...I known since the highway, was going to fix it tomorrow."

"Can I see ID and proof of insurance?"

I can't find my wallet in my pocket, so figure it must be in my little cooler pull of beer and whiskey. So, while he's shining his flashlight in my face, I reach in, clang around the empty beer bottles and find nothing. It's on the seat next to me.

"how much have you had to drink tonight?"

"um...hardly...n-n-nothing at all."

"where you coming from?"

"um...uh...watching the game at a friend's house." He takes ID and goes back to his car.

Meanwhile, I swallow the drugs in the container in my boxers, followed by some water (shit stuck in my teeth), and light up a cigarette.

He comes back. "where you headed?"

"I live right across the street, right there"

"When you gonna get that headlight fixed?"

"uh...um...first thing tomorrow, sir"

"I'm gonna give you a warning tonght. You better get right home, because I can smell some serious liquor on your breath."

"Thank you, sir"

"Have a good night."

"You are my best friend!" (yes, I actually said that)



and now I'm home to do some serious celebrating!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2007, 08:37 AM   #46
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Old 03-17-2007, 08:39 AM   #47
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thats so good, I have to wonder if it was done on purpose.....

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Old 03-17-2007, 09:13 AM   #48
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Sedated, you are one lucky MF. I would chastize you, but I did that kind of thing many times in my younger days. Hopefully, you will grow up like I did and realize how stupid that is.
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Old 03-17-2007, 09:25 AM   #49
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Uh-huh... us Aristocrats who would rather not share the road with those under the influence of much more than their own stupidity. It's a lot more than having a couple of drinks and driving a couple of miles home..... the cop should be fired.
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Old 03-17-2007, 09:33 AM   #50
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I hope this close call straightens you out a bit. That's dangerous.
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Old 03-17-2007, 09:51 AM   #51
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Old 03-17-2007, 09:58 AM   #52
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Old 03-17-2007, 10:50 AM   #53
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I hope this close call straightens you out a bit. That's dangerous.
I doubt it.

His username is "sedated"

I was sedated most of my teen and young adult life. I've been lucky too- I've gotten myself out of more DUI's then you could ever imagine. It made me feel invincible, and as long as I had that feeling- I would continue to do what I wanted: drink, do drugs, and drive to my next fix.

Thank holy mudder of gawd I never killed anyone or myself. It took me quite a long time to grow out of it, but now I'm clean and haven't done drugs since I don't know when and stopped drinking six months ago. I now may have a drink or two here and then, but I don't feel the need to be sedated anymore.

"Sedated" there's nothing wrong with getting *****ed up like you are- just don't be an idiot and drive home. Stay at a friend's, have someone else drive you home, or call a cab. ALL of those are cheaper than if you were to get a ticket for a DUI. It may be a pain-in-the-ass to have to get your vehicle the next day, but I'd rather have to do that, then have my insurance rates go up, lose my license for a year, spend possible jail time, and endure the insurmountable court costs.

And that is ONLY if you get pulled over- wreck your vehicle and it will be even more money. Wreck your vehicle and injure yourself, and it's even greater money. Wreck your vehicle and kill someone else, and your life is over too.
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Old 03-17-2007, 10:51 AM   #54
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:03 AM   #55
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Uh-huh... us Aristocrats who would rather not share the road with those under the influence of much more than their own stupidity. It's a lot more than having a couple of drinks and driving a couple of miles home..... the cop should be fired.
so you don't drink?
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:16 AM   #56
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In my younger days I would get up in the morning and peer out the window to see if there were any bodies hanging off my bumper. Luckily there never were. I won't even drink one beer and drive now. I know the twentysomethings think I'm just a stupid old man but hey, I made it to be an old man. You may not.
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:21 AM   #57
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sedated,

Next time take a damn cab.

Frankly, I don't mind if some drunken/drugged person earns a Darwin award by killing themselves in an accident. My problem with it is the innocents the idiots usually end up taking with them.
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:51 AM   #58
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In my younger days I would get up in the morning and peer out the window to see if there were any bodies hanging off my bumper. Luckily there never were. I won't even drink one beer and drive now. I know the twentysomethings think I'm just a stupid old man but hey, I made it to be an old man. You may not.
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:53 AM   #59
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One of my decisions to stop drinking was the fact that the guys I bowl with and go to the races, Royals and Chiefs games was -------------- that they drink like fishes !!!!!

One of us had to step up and make sure that we all made it home safe and sound... Sure; I might have 1 or 2 with them at these events; but I'm just making sure that we all arrive back home in one piece...

If we have another designated driver besides me going on these trips --- I might cut loose from time too time...
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Old 03-17-2007, 12:26 PM   #60
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heh.

to those saying I'm lucky I didn't kill anyone: there was a very slim chance of me hurting anything. I had been drinking pretty slow because I was kinda sick from the day before.

but I feel like the asian guy that worked in the gas station in Fight Club.

"Raymond! You're going to die."

"I'm keeping your licence.
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,
you will be dead.
Now run on home."

"His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had"


and those who wanted me to call a cab: in the words of sam kennison (or something like this) in the old days, you go out, have a couple drinks, and drive home. nowadays everyone has to make you feel like a total ASSHOLE! why do we drink and drive? because it's the only way to GET YOUR CAR HOME!

What I learned:
1. I'm a lucky sonofabitch, at least last night.
2. Hope you don't realize your headlight is out on the way home from the game, because you're pretty fucked (99% of the time)
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