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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:29 PM   #496
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:30 PM   #497
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:31 PM   #498
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:31 PM   #499
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WTF? Did ChiefsPlanet brush some kind of bizarro ST TNG episode where they travel back in time to the 7th grade?
Yeah, poor UP has a general notion that he'd rather play jump rope than kickball, and he don't know why.
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:34 PM   #500
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Yeah, poor UP has a general notion that he'd rather play jump rope than kickball, and he don't know why.
Interesting. In 7th grade, I was basically spending most of my time trying to figure out how to hide the fact that I had an erection most of the time.

Me, watching the clock tick towards the bell: "Oh sh*t! Please, please go down. Please."
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:35 PM   #501
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Dunno about the first three. But the last one some asshole just brought up out of nowhere.

Maybe steriods caused him to freak out and he took it out on a website full of Chief fans ???

Oh wait --- thats another thread...
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:35 PM   #502
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I'LL FIST ALL YOUR ASSES AT ANY CHIEFSPLANET FUNCTION YOU CHOOSE! I'VE BEEN PUMPING ATHAN AND CAN NOW BANG ANY SMALL HOLE! I'D LIKE TO GO MUDHOLE ON ANY OF YOU SMALL-TIME PUNKS!!

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disclaimer, that was not personal, just having a little fun
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:36 PM   #503
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Yeah, poor UP has a general notion that he'd rather play jump rope than kickball, and he don't know why.
Gee, thanks. That's all this thread needed - 100+ posts of UP's indignant ranting.
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Gee, thanks. That's all this thread needed - 100+ posts of UP's indignant ranting.
Don't worry, I have a full clip of ultra-obscure pop culture references to onload to sooth the savage beast.
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Old 06-27-2007, 06:38 PM   #505
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Interesting. In 7th grade, I was basically spending most of my time trying to figure out how to hide the fact that I had an erection most of the time.

Me, watching the clock tick towards the bell: "Oh sh*t! Please, please go down. Please."
Heh, that's me at work nawadays. Thankfully I just moved to a new desk, in a corner where nobody can see me, therefore I just giggootitty my googus all the while, nobody knows better
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Gee, thanks. That's all this thread needed - 100+ posts of UP's indignant ranting.

Did someone say...

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