Fingernails and dirt: a non-football poll.

**Rain Man** · 10-08-2007, 06:41 PM

Take a look at your fingernails right now. Which one has the most dirt under it?

I can't figure out why, but the fingernails on my ring fingers have dirt under them every day, more so than the other digits. I work in an office and half the time I never see the light of day, so I can't figure out a) where the dirt comes from, and b) why it affects my ring fingers more than the other fingers.

And by the way, the left ring finger usually has more dirt under it, but I figure that's because I'm left-handed.

Poll forthcoming, with the W, S, and X letters being the dirtiest.

big nasty kcnut · 10-08-2007, 06:42 PM

Right Middle finger alway dirty don't know why.

Hammock Parties · 10-08-2007, 06:43 PM

My right index finger. No contest.

**Rain Man** · 10-08-2007, 06:45 PM

I just can't figure out this ring finger thing. It's an unmistakeable pattern.

View Poll Results: At this point in time, which of your fingernails has the most dirt under it?
Left pinkie	0	0%
Left ring finger	1	9.09%
Left middle finger	0	0%
Left index finger	0	0%
Left thumb	2	18.18%
Right thumb	0	0%
Right index finger	0	0%
Right middle finger	2	18.18%
Right ring finger	1	9.09%
Right pinkie	0	0%
An 11th, 12th, or greater finger	0	0%
I have hooves, hooks, paws, stumps, or other finger substitutes.	1	9.09%
The Viet Cong pulled off my fingernails in Nam	0	0%
None of my fingernails have dirt under them. I'm a surgeon	2	18.18%
That's not dirt. That's work ethic.	2	18.18%
Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll

10-08-2007, 06:41 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	Fingernails and dirt: a non-football poll. Take a look at your fingernails right now. Which one has the most dirt under it? I can't figure out why, but the fingernails on my ring fingers have dirt under them every day, more so than the other digits. I work in an office and half the time I never see the light of day, so I can't figure out a) where the dirt comes from, and b) why it affects my ring fingers more than the other fingers. And by the way, the left ring finger usually has more dirt under it, but I figure that's because I'm left-handed. Poll forthcoming, with the W, S, and X letters being the dirtiest.
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10-08-2007, 06:42 PM	#2
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $1340900	Right Middle finger alway dirty don't know why. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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10-08-2007, 06:43 PM	#3
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4430478	My right index finger. No contest. __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-08-2007, 06:45 PM	#4
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	I just can't figure out this ring finger thing. It's an unmistakeable pattern. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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