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03-28-2008, 01:29 PM | #2 |
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Wow, I didn't think she would notice the missing beer....
P.S. wait until she checks her closet... |
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03-28-2008, 01:31 PM | #3 |
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I'm only beginning to learn about the hilarity that can be found at craigslist. I've gone there to buy and sell stuff on occasions but I've never really dug into the site until lately. It's almost the internet equivalent of peoplewatching.
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03-28-2008, 01:37 PM | #4 |
In Search of a Life
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You guys will never guess what I did to this chick I met at the bar last weekend after she wouldn't put out.
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03-28-2008, 01:41 PM | #5 |
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03-28-2008, 01:43 PM | #6 |
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03-28-2008, 01:43 PM | #7 |
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If she didn't wake up while it was happening....then she deserved it.
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03-28-2008, 01:45 PM | #8 |
Wasted away again...
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So she took this guy home, got into bed with him and allowed him to engage in foreplay and then cut him off because "she wasn't ready to go all the way"?
I'd say she got off easy. Friggen' cock-tease!
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03-28-2008, 01:48 PM | #9 |
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Mr. Mackey: After having to wake up early, you know? There's NO coffee in the teacher's lounge, and then you walk into the bathroom to just find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it's laughing at you!
SOMEONE had to walk into the bathroom…drop their pants…turn around…maybe spread their butt cheeks apart with their hands…and squeeze out a choclate hot dog. |
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03-28-2008, 01:48 PM | #10 | |
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My ex-girlfriend spent the night one night......got topless....found out she wasn't wearing any panties. Then when I tried to get some....she told me she was a virgin...and she was waiting till she's married. She's still a virgin to this day. |
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03-28-2008, 01:48 PM | #11 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Funny, but I call BS.
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03-28-2008, 01:52 PM | #12 | |
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Just wait until she falls asleep. |
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03-28-2008, 02:01 PM | #13 |
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03-28-2008, 02:01 PM | #14 |
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Don't forget about all the money he dropped on her for cheap watered down drinks.
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03-28-2008, 02:03 PM | #15 |
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Guess she's lucky he left the Cleveland Steamer on the bathroom floor....
instead of on her chest. |
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