G Spot orgasm

[bogey]

Today is my wife's birthday. I want to give her this. Anyone care to give suggestions on how I can find her G-spot? I know it's in there somewhere. For the record, I'm serious.

[Iowanian]

You're going to take some jokes in a thread like this one...but I don't think anyone is mocking you.

We're in your corner.

I'll be happy when you get to post the photo of yourself looking like this


I think you'll have better luck being spontaneous and not "trying" too hard. Just go buy a buzzing letter J and pull that out of your holster when she doesn't suspect a thing....

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by bogey

From some of the responses on this thread, it seems like it should be easy to find the spot. I can't believe I can't find it. I'm an experienced spelunker, I'm not used to failure.

It's not easy at all!!!!! - It's only easy once you both know where it is. Think about looking at an object far far away. You can see the object but you are trying to explain to someone else, who can't see it, where it is and how to see it for themselves.

Originally Posted by patteeu

Who would have ever guessed that a g-spot orgasm would bring the two of us together.

At least you know you can skip the dinner, movie, and the first kiss...

[blueballs]

You may need another woman
with a much easier to find g-spot
for reference

[R&GHomer]

Hell no we aren't mocking you bogey! You're our "Rudy"

Chiefsplanet in unison:

Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey, Bogey!!!

It's your quest for the holy grail, we got your back

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by bogey

From some of the responses on this thread, it seems like it should be easy to find the spot. I can't believe I can't find it. I'm an experienced spelunker, I'm not used to failure.

did you remember your lighted hat when you were going in? Sometimes that can make all the difference. Seriously, it's prob her fault, some women just can't relax enough to let it happen...so maybe the drink will work.

[bogey]

Originally Posted by Jilly

did you remember your lighted hat when you were going in? Sometimes that can make all the difference. Seriously, it's prob her fault, some women just can't relax enough to let it happen...so maybe the drink will work.

Can I actually see the spot?

[seclark]

Originally Posted by bogey

Can I actually see the spot?

only if you're kissing her belly button...from the inside.
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[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by R&GHomer

It's your quest for the holy grail, we got your back

I would like to nominate this comment as the most apropos comment of the year. Or week - whichever....

[Silock]

Originally Posted by bogey

Can I actually see the spot?

That depends on how small your head is, and whether or not you can fit a miner's helmet into her vag.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by bogey

Can I actually see the spot?

no, i was kidding... you can feel it though and you'll def know when she feels it... it could just be that her spot isn't sensitive... that's always a possibility.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Silock

That depends on how small your head is, and whether or not you can fit a miner's helmet into her vag.

And if you do this, we would definitely like pictures of it.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Jilly

And if you do this, we would definitely like pictures of it.

can this be combined with the tanning thread?

[memyselfI]

Originally Posted by patteeu

Who would have ever guessed that a g-spot orgasm would bring the two of us together.

It could be worse.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

can this be combined with the tanning thread?

I don't know, is his wife tan?

[bkkcoh]

Originally Posted by Silock

That depends on how small your head is, and whether or not you can fit a miner's helmet into her vag.

If that is the case, sorry about his luck!