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Suggestions for Use of Your Economic Stimulus Checks
Okay, okay, okay, I just had a brainstorm.
We've got how many active members on this site? Maybe 500? And aside from me not getting a stinking penny from the government I support, you're probably averaging, what, $1,000 each? People, that's a cool half million dollars that is essentially free money. Think of what we could do with that if we all pooled it together. Some initial options: 1. We could buy this house in Hawaii and rotate visits. The price would include a fund to cover our taxes and stuff. http://www.realtor.com/realestate/ka...46-1082148666/ 2. We could buy this Lamborghini and set up a fund for maintenance. Once a month, it moves to the next member.http://www.cars.com/go/search/detail...eadExists=true 3. Freakin' big naked oil wrestling tournament in either southern California or possibly Thailand. (To clarify, the participants would be women, not us.) Here are some of the potential contestants: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=23335 4. We could buy this very unusual castle in South Africa: http://www.castles-for-sale.com/sale...rica/index.htm 5. You could sponsor me on a walk around the world, during which time I would create a post of my adventures that would eventually be second only to the girlie thread in size. (Sorry, no link yet, but I'll set up a web site once I get the check.) 6. We could purchase this Henri Matisse painting that is currently up for auction: http://www.christies.com/lotfinder/l...jectID=5074149 7. If we negotiated hard enough, we could hold a party and have both Britney Spears AND Lindsey Lohan attend: http://www.vegaspopular.com/2007/05/...ohan-at-pure/2 8. At $80 per ticket, we could be 6,250 tickets to a Chiefs game next year and then not show up, possibly embarrassing Carl Peterson. http://www.kcchiefs.com/tickets/single/ 9. We could have a private concert by *NSYNC. http://www.spinner.com/2007/09/19/bands-for-hire-no-12/ 10. We could send a pizza to three chiefsplanet members every day for perpetutity. http://www.papajohns.com/ This is just a small sample. What else can we do with it? |
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Yes, Dane. We can make part of the island non-smoking. Spoilsport. What do you want to spend it on?
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05-19-2008, 07:39 PM | #18 |
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Get drunk and steal Matt Drudge's hat?
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Let's throw a party and buy all the hot chicks we can find trashy lingerie and cristal.
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05-19-2008, 07:41 PM | #21 |
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But then we need to threaten to burn it unless we get even more massive aid from the U.S.
And France. Matisse was French, right? Then we need to buy a great work of art that was done by an Englishman... Okay, forget that part of the plan. Still, we can extort Russia, Italy and Spain as long as we buy properly. |
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How about Brazil? We can build them a training facility/residence for their professional beach Volleyball team. Then we nationalize them. Besides...Sport and Art will give us a legitimate cultural base, right?
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Hey, maybe we can develop a taxing system that is regressive based on bust-to-waist ratio. That way we could be a tax haven for supermodels. It'd be great for economic development.
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05-19-2008, 07:47 PM | #26 |
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I hereby nominate Rain Man for Finance Minister!
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05-19-2008, 07:49 PM | #27 |
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Honestly, we should just buy our own house next to Arrowhead and make it into a tailgating/party mecca. Hire some poor contractor to come in and completely revamp the whole thing. People can stay there when they come in town for games and the entire ChiefsPlanet.com tailgate moves from B5 to there. Then at 11:30 on Sunday mornings we run shuttles back and forth until everybody is seated.
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To make up for the bust-to-waist-ratio regressive tax, I plan to install an enormous tax on supportive undergarments.
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I like it from both a financial and sartorial POV.
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