Life Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Hammock Parties · 05-26-2008, 04:34 PM

Hemied, that you?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

Direckshun · 05-26-2008, 04:38 PM

I'm going to regret asking.

But how does one have sex with a car?

Basileus777 · 05-26-2008, 04:39 PM

Where does he put it?

blueballs Jr · 05-26-2008, 04:40 PM

My Father just can't stay out of the news.

**Smed1065** · 05-26-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

I'm going to regret asking.

But how does one have sex with a car?

That would be TMI!

milkman · 05-26-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

I'm going to regret asking.

But how does one have sex with a car?

I think we're all going to regret that you asked.

Deberg_1990 · 05-26-2008, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basileus777

Where does he put it?

Tailpipe??

milkman · 05-26-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Tailpipe??

Poke her in the rear.

Mr. Plow · 05-26-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weird Car Sex Guy

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"I swear officer, it needed lovin'."

**Rain Man** · 05-26-2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

I'm going to regret asking.

But how does one have sex with a car?

Maybe Dodgie style? Or Model A-nal?

We can pretty much be sure that it's not by letting the car be on top.

Sully · 05-26-2008, 05:12 PM

This guy is a huge fan of trannies.

PastorMikH · 05-26-2008, 05:16 PM

Eh, oddly enoughrecently, we were in a resturaunt waiting for a table and were looking through their gift shop. There was this little plaque with odd OK laws. One of which was in our very town it is illegal to molest an automobile. I saw that and told the wife and the friends we were with that it wouldn't be a law if someone hadn't done it.

**Rain Man** · 05-26-2008, 05:24 PM

I wonder if that guy views sex with a bicycle as pedophilia.

PastorMikH · 05-26-2008, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I wonder if that guy views sex with a bicycle as pedophilia.

I wonder how many people here you'll have to explain that too.

I'll bet he takes bikes from around the downtown Denver area, loves them then leaves them wherever he is when he's through with them.

Hammock Parties · 05-26-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I wonder if that guy views sex with a bicycle as pedophilia.

No, I'd think it would be sex with those kiddie cars you get in the toy department.

Or perhaps matchbox cars.

05-26-2008, 04:34 PM
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