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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 01-28-2008, 08:25 PM   #646
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I know. I just got out of school there. The big thing now is putting up these gay ****ing Corky statues everywhere.
Who is Corky?
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:29 PM   #647
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Did you wash out or flunk out?
I transfered to Missouri. My grades were pretty solid, supposedly Econ 101 was the toughest for freshmen and I pulled off an A, go figure.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:30 PM   #648
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Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:32 PM   #649
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Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?
Dude you don't know?
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:33 PM   #650
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I transfered to Missouri. My grades were pretty solid, supposedly Econ 101 was the toughest for freshmen and I pulled off an A, go figure.
Football at Missouri?

What's wrong with the state universities in California?
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Where the hell is the Paradise Cafe?
Flower hill shopping center in Del Mar off Via de la Valle.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:34 PM   #652
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:34 PM   #653
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Who is Corky?
The damn hornet.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:44 PM   #655
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Football at Missouri?

What's wrong with the state universities in California?
1. Your going to love this. The very last practice of the season I ****ing jacked up my ankle and it still hurts to this day.

2. Pacific used to produce a ton of NFL guys especially linemen 12-15 years ago, San Jose does ok, overall the scholarship limits hurts mid-tier schools the most and those players in up at Oregon, Hawaii, Wash. and so on. SDSU is lost, I like Chuck Long but he needs to bring some juco guys now plus a new AD every 2 years doesn't help.

USC and UCLA will always get their share.
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The damn hornet.
Your right, I forgot he actually has a name.
I really haven't thought about Emporia for years, until the layoffs in the news recently.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:40 PM   #657
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Your right, I forgot he actually has a name.
I really haven't thought about Emporia for years, until the layoffs in the news recently.
I just spent the last 5 years there. If it weren't for the friends I still have there, I wouldn't give it a thought either.
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:42 PM   #658
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