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Old 05-29-2008, 01:21 PM  
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Clay Aiken Is Going To Be A Daddy
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Report: Clay Aiken Impregnates Woman by Artificial Insemination

NEW YORK — Clay Aiken is reportedly going to be a father.

The mother is Aiken's 40-something best friend Jaymes Foster — a record producer whose L.A. home he stays at when he is in town, TMZ.com reported.

Due in late August, Foster divorced a few years back and does not have kids, the Web site reported. She has produced several of the 29-year-old "American Idol" star's CDs.

Foster was artificially inseminated, but Clay will reportedly play an active role in raising the child, according to TMZ.com.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:45 PM   #16
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:48 PM   #17
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Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.
Are you aware of how pathetically unqualified your father was?
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:18 PM   #18
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Are you aware of how pathetically unqualified your father was?
I don't really know how to respond to that. I could do a lot worse as far as fathers go. I've never been physically or verbally abused.

One time when I was a teenager I faked being asleep in an attempt to get out of church. My acting was so effective my father thought I was dead, cradled me in his arms and patted my face while desperately repeating my name. I know he cares about me a great deal.

I don't blame him for raising us as Jehovah's Witnesses. That's how he was raised.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:22 PM   #19
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:24 PM   #20
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Ouch. Damn that was harsh.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:54 PM   #21
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Thanks, asshole. No one is more aware of how pathetically unqualified I am to be a father than me. Maybe you can resist the urge to pile on for once.
I've always thought the "pile on" was just part of your thing.
I've never thought you to be a really bad guy
In fact I've been meaning to tell you I like the link to the videos in your sig area.

I love you.....
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:56 PM   #22
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This is misleading. I clicked on the thread thinking you were going to tell me he'd had sex with a woman. The artificial insemination is much more plausible.

should I give him a red card flag thingy?
I've had an itchy trigger finger since I got bolded.
Bet he's trembling right now.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:57 PM   #23
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:00 PM   #24
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should I give him a red card flag thingy?
I've had an itchy trigger finger since I got bolded.
Bet he's trembling right now.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:03 PM   #25
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:22 PM   #26
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And here I was going to ask who the other father was....

The sad thing is you know one day there is going to be a colon/uterus transplant operation. Gotta love advances in medical science!
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And here I was going to ask who the other father was....

The sad thing is you know one day there is going to be a colon/uterus transplant operation. Gotta love advances in medical science!
What dude can live w/out his colon? And what chick is willing to give up her uterus for an extra colon?
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Meh, even Michael Jackson is "a father."
I tend to believe he had a little help from the turkey baster as well.
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Well so the gene pool getting even more shallowed. You know that he doing this so people will stop calling him gay.
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