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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 08:06 AM   #691
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Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Twenty over the limit caused you to see a judge in the morning back in the 80's. But I've seen you on the road. You're the idiot with no shirt pulling wheelies doing 105 weaving in and out of traffic. I tried to stop you and award your trophy but you were too busy thinking of your next trick to notice you had won my approval and admiration. You're very cool though. Best rider I've ever seen.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:07 AM   #692
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Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.
Old enough to know better, don't you think?
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:08 AM   #693
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Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.


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Old 06-24-2008, 08:09 AM   #694
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Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.
With that sort of stupidity, I had you pegged for 17-18 yrs old. Hmm, go figure.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:11 AM   #695
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Where were you riding? Country road or urban area?

Zero crashes...good luck tempting fate there friend. No matter how good your riding skills may be, hitting a nail or other debris at 100+ mph and having a front tire blowout will ruin your day.
It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:12 AM   #696
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With that sort of stupidity, I had you pegged for 17-18 yrs old. Hmm, go figure.
Says the guy masterbating in his avatar. I bet you spend lots of nights doing that.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:12 AM   #697
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Well, I've done 130 in a car on the interstate before, so I guess it would be somewhat hypocritical of me to say anything other than don't make a habit of it.

That giant friggin fine and the suspended license you're looking forward to should help in that department.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:14 AM   #698
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And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
You may be the best rider on the face of the earth, but not every driver out there has your Chuck Norris / Rich Scanlon "God Like" like driving skills. If you're going that fast, all it takes is one wrong move by ANOTHER DRIVER and you're on a one way ticket to a dirt nap.
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I guess your forum name will be tested if you keep riding the way you do.


have your friends go with you and record your next outing and download it on uselessjunk.com

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Old 06-24-2008, 08:14 AM   #700
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Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.
No; you're a f***ing idiot.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:15 AM   #701
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:20 AM   #703
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:21 AM   #704
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Since I was 18. I am 25 yrs old now. I am a seasoned rider.
You may be a seasoned rider. That still doesn't take away the stupid dumb **** you have for a brain.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:22 AM   #705
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Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.

IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters??

Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish?
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