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07-09-2008, 03:47 PM | #16 |
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that used to work, back when I was around 21 years old, you'd be surprised. Calling them shorty got their attention, then it made them laugh since I'm white and it sparked a conversation and then the "you talking about things?" radiated confidence. I haven't used it in a long time though
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07-09-2008, 03:48 PM | #17 |
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07-09-2008, 03:49 PM | #18 |
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Drive her out to the country turn the car off and say "Put out or get out".
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07-09-2008, 03:51 PM | #19 |
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Hello.
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07-09-2008, 03:53 PM | #20 |
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Isn't this a repost? I could of swore there was a thread about this last week. At any rate, I think pick up lines are overrated. A woman doesn't really care what you say at first, she knows within the first 10 seconds if she would sleep with you. I bet a good looking guy could go up to a girl and go "my dick feels like corn" and it would work.
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07-09-2008, 03:55 PM | #21 |
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I'm pretty sure it is. Simply Red had a similar thread, i think.
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07-09-2008, 04:01 PM | #22 |
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07-09-2008, 04:03 PM | #23 |
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I've got a motorcycle.
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07-09-2008, 04:09 PM | #27 |
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07-09-2008, 04:18 PM | #28 |
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I wouldn't fock you with my own ass.
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07-09-2008, 04:20 PM | #29 |
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Your body is like a wrench because everytime I see it...my nuts tighten.
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07-09-2008, 04:22 PM | #30 |
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No, that's not a MagLite in my pants.
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