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Flustrated · 08-05-2008, 05:30 PM

Face it, we are in need of more Favre info. rofl

http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2...re-word-story/

KurtCobain · 08-05-2008, 05:33 PM

Greenbay has just announced they're trading him to me for a Large thin crust sausage pizza and 6/7ths of a meatball sub.

Steal! I got someone to get me beers during Chiefs games!

...but now I'm hungry.

**The Franchise** · 08-05-2008, 05:35 PM

Brett Favre has been arrested for making fake 911 calls. He called 911 twice because Midnight_Douchebag didn't deliver his meatball sub in 30 minutes or less. Favre found out that Midnight_Douchebag had actually rode his sweet bike over to Mrs. Favre's house instead.

blueballs · 08-05-2008, 05:38 PM

Michael Vick bought Favre as his prison bitch
he paid for him by selling his bones future to Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson got the money from selling Favre's soul to Al Gore

KurtCobain · 08-05-2008, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueballs

Michael Vick bought Favre as his prison bitch
he paid for him by selling his bones future to Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson got the money from selling Favre's soul to Al Gore

Brett Favre's soul is the cause of global warning!

blueballs · 08-05-2008, 05:43 PM

Fred Philps clan will protest Favre's soul
because Packer fans masturbate and
spill their seed on frozen ground

chiefs1111 · 08-05-2008, 05:45 PM

Brett Farve was traded to the Saskatchewan Roughrider's of the CFL. In exchange,the Packers will receive 75 pounds of Canadian bacon....

KurtCobain · 08-05-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueballs

Fred Philps clan will protest Favre's soul
because Packer fans masturbate and
spill their seed on frozen ground

from the icy cum rises aaron rodgers to abash the evil soul

StcChief · 08-05-2008, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs1111

Brett Farve was traded to the Saskatchewan Roughrider's of the CFL. In exchange,the Packers will receive 75 pounds of Canadian bacon....

and a case of Molson and Labatts Blue

Flustrated · 08-05-2008, 05:50 PM

I used the template from the link, but your comments are fun too

On Oct. 10, 1969, Brett Lorenzo Favre was born in Gulfport, Miss. He grew up in Kiln, Miss., a Turd on the map without paved roads, running water, or electricity.
Only Southern Mississippi offered him a scholarship, and wanted the ****wad to play defensive back. Favre was a brain-dead boy in those days; he enjoyed smoking crack and banging minors. One time, he played six weeks after a beer truck accidently smashed his tongue.
His penis grew. Favre spent one season with the Falcons before they dumped him on the Packers. Jock straps were costing more than team managers anticipated.
On Sept. 20, 1992, the hung Favre started his first N.F.L. game. He paid the officials to help in a last-minute comeback victory and has not missed a start since.
Over the years, his penis head only grew, just like Peter North’s. There was Favre, mowing the lawn on his girlfriend, back in Mississippi, there was Favre, the three-time ejaculator, Madden’s love-child, the Super Bowl could be bought.
His father, Irvin, died suddenly in 2003. The next night, Favre played the Raiders. He passed for 17 touchdowns and 3000 yards.
Favre has recently considered becoming a porn star, but his penis is always limp. This season, he tamed his inner-female and led the Fudge Packers back to the top. Lombardi would be so proud.

blueballs · 08-05-2008, 05:51 PM

Obama will select Aaron Rodgers as his vp
hilary supporters will club him like a baby seal
and Casey Printers becomes GBs QB

Rasputin · 08-05-2008, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joey

Brett Favre's soul is the cause of global warning!

Don't tell that to Chuck Noris

blueballs · 08-05-2008, 06:04 PM

Favre is reincarnated as chicken shit
Casey scrapes him off Lombardi's statue
then tosses salad opening day against the Vikes

Flustrated · 08-05-2008, 06:08 PM

omg, where's Rainman when ya need him?

blueballs · 08-05-2008, 06:10 PM

Jared Allen knocks the chickenshit
that is Favre out of Casey
gets it in his spikes and carries it back to the Metrodome

08-05-2008, 05:30 PM
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08-05-2008, 05:33 PM	#2
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1737903	Greenbay has just announced they're trading him to me for a Large thin crust sausage pizza and 6/7ths of a meatball sub. Steal! I got someone to get me beers during Chiefs games! ...but now I'm hungry.
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08-05-2008, 05:35 PM	#3
The Franchise Most Valuable Villain Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $2845047	Brett Favre has been arrested for making fake 911 calls. He called 911 twice because Midnight_Douchebag didn't deliver his meatball sub in 30 minutes or less. Favre found out that Midnight_Douchebag had actually rode his sweet bike over to Mrs. Favre's house instead.
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08-05-2008, 05:38 PM	#4
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Michael Vick bought Favre as his prison bitch he paid for him by selling his bones future to Michael Jackson Michael Jackson got the money from selling Favre's soul to Al Gore
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08-05-2008, 05:43 PM	#6
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Fred Philps clan will protest Favre's soul because Packer fans masturbate and spill their seed on frozen ground
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08-05-2008, 05:45 PM	#7
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08-05-2008, 05:50 PM	#10
Flustrated Ventura 2012 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: iowa Casino cash: $10004900	I used the template from the link, but your comments are fun too On Oct. 10, 1969, Brett Lorenzo Favre was born in Gulfport, Miss. He grew up in Kiln, Miss., a Turd on the map without paved roads, running water, or electricity. Only Southern Mississippi offered him a scholarship, and wanted the ****wad to play defensive back. Favre was a brain-dead boy in those days; he enjoyed smoking crack and banging minors. One time, he played six weeks after a beer truck accidently smashed his tongue. His penis grew. Favre spent one season with the Falcons before they dumped him on the Packers. Jock straps were costing more than team managers anticipated. On Sept. 20, 1992, the hung Favre started his first N.F.L. game. He paid the officials to help in a last-minute comeback victory and has not missed a start since. Over the years, his penis head only grew, just like Peter North’s. There was Favre, mowing the lawn on his girlfriend, back in Mississippi, there was Favre, the three-time ejaculator, Madden’s love-child, the Super Bowl could be bought. His father, Irvin, died suddenly in 2003. The next night, Favre played the Raiders. He passed for 17 touchdowns and 3000 yards. Favre has recently considered becoming a porn star, but his penis is always limp. This season, he tamed his inner-female and led the Fudge Packers back to the top. Lombardi would be so proud.
Posts: 482

08-05-2008, 05:51 PM	#11
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Obama will select Aaron Rodgers as his vp hilary supporters will club him like a baby seal and Casey Printers becomes GBs QB
Posts: 14,233

08-05-2008, 06:04 PM	#13
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Favre is reincarnated as chicken shit Casey scrapes him off Lombardi's statue then tosses salad opening day against the Vikes
Posts: 14,233

08-05-2008, 06:08 PM	#14
Flustrated Ventura 2012 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: iowa Casino cash: $10004900	omg, where's Rainman when ya need him?
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08-05-2008, 06:10 PM	#15
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Jared Allen knocks the chickenshit that is Favre out of Casey gets it in his spikes and carries it back to the Metrodome
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