Chiefs Place Herm and Carl in Other Historical Situations

Rukdafaidas · 10-06-2008, 07:00 AM

Preparing Operation Desert Storm

Supreme Commander Carl: Gentlemen, the President has informed me that he would like to invade Iraq. Lets discuss the best strategies. Gen. Fanbase, what do you think?

Gen. Fanbase: Well, I feel we definitely have technology that the Iraqi's can't match, especially through the air. Their defense doesn't have the ability to shoot our planes down at the altitude we can fly. We can use our smart weapons to take out all of their key targets with surgical precision. At the same time, we can take out their troops with tomahawks from our ships. They simply can't match this kind of air attack. We could use the Croyle Laser on them, but it's broken again. It might be another 10 weeks before it's ready.

Gen Herminator: Smart weapons? Smart weapons? Haha. What is this Arena war? I think we need to send one company at a time right here (pointing at a map showing the heart of the Iraqi troops). Let's show them what kind of men we are. We don't need no smart weapons. We'll march our men and tanks 100 miles through the sand and stab 'em with our Larry knives. If at any point we get down more than 10 troops, we'll hit them with our Huard guns. If we lose the company we'll lob one Colquitt missile at them, let our defenses try to stop their attack, then send another company right at them.

Gen. Fanbase: Will all do respect Gen. Herminator, that's pretty damn stupid. Haven't you read all of the Iraqi scouting reports? They're completely vulnerable through the air and their ground troops are pretty strong. First off, our McIntosh tanks keep getting stuck in the sand and the Iraqis run right by them laughing and waiving. Second, the Iraqis are expecting the Larry Knives and they have placed a 1" x 2" piece of metal in their shirts, where are guys are trained to stab them time after time. Third, the Huard guns are only accurate at 6 feet or less and that's if they don't fall and bury themselves in the sand. Once again, we need to hit them where they're vulnerable...through the air with smart weapons.

Gen. Herminator: Smart weapons are for pussies. That's like cheating. We need to be real men and send company after company right at their heart. What would be really cool is if we could steal some of their Thigpen Scud Missiles....Now those are real weapons. They kinda remind me of when I was a kid and I would take the stick off a bottle rocket. You never know where they're gonna go. Now those could really hurt their morale.

Supreme Commander Carl: OK, I think I've heard enough. Gen. Herminator, once again, I completely love your strategy. I'm going to give you as much time and resources as you think you'll need make all this happen.

10-06-2008, 07:00 AM	#7
Rukdafaidas lifelong Chiefs survivor Join Date: Mar 2003 Casino cash: $3849900	Preparing Operation Desert Storm Supreme Commander Carl: Gentlemen, the President has informed me that he would like to invade Iraq. Lets discuss the best strategies. Gen. Fanbase, what do you think? Gen. Fanbase: Well, I feel we definitely have technology that the Iraqi's can't match, especially through the air. Their defense doesn't have the ability to shoot our planes down at the altitude we can fly. We can use our smart weapons to take out all of their key targets with surgical precision. At the same time, we can take out their troops with tomahawks from our ships. They simply can't match this kind of air attack. We could use the Croyle Laser on them, but it's broken again. It might be another 10 weeks before it's ready. Gen Herminator: Smart weapons? Smart weapons? Haha. What is this Arena war? I think we need to send one company at a time right here (pointing at a map showing the heart of the Iraqi troops). Let's show them what kind of men we are. We don't need no smart weapons. We'll march our men and tanks 100 miles through the sand and stab 'em with our Larry knives. If at any point we get down more than 10 troops, we'll hit them with our Huard guns. If we lose the company we'll lob one Colquitt missile at them, let our defenses try to stop their attack, then send another company right at them. Gen. Fanbase: Will all do respect Gen. Herminator, that's pretty damn stupid. Haven't you read all of the Iraqi scouting reports? They're completely vulnerable through the air and their ground troops are pretty strong. First off, our McIntosh tanks keep getting stuck in the sand and the Iraqis run right by them laughing and waiving. Second, the Iraqis are expecting the Larry Knives and they have placed a 1" x 2" piece of metal in their shirts, where are guys are trained to stab them time after time. Third, the Huard guns are only accurate at 6 feet or less and that's if they don't fall and bury themselves in the sand. Once again, we need to hit them where they're vulnerable...through the air with smart weapons. Gen. Herminator: Smart weapons are for pussies. That's like cheating. We need to be real men and send company after company right at their heart. What would be really cool is if we could steal some of their Thigpen Scud Missiles....Now those are real weapons. They kinda remind me of when I was a kid and I would take the stick off a bottle rocket. You never know where they're gonna go. Now those could really hurt their morale. Supreme Commander Carl: OK, I think I've heard enough. Gen. Herminator, once again, I completely love your strategy. I'm going to give you as much time and resources as you think you'll need make all this happen. Last edited by Rukdafaidas; 10-06-2008 at 08:14 AM..
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