UHHHH. Ok - Page 5

ChiTown · 01-26-2009, 12:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 02:11 PM

Beauty salons not the same
In the north or the south
They massage your scalp with their fingers
not your head with their mouth.

I've had a trim on the east
high and tight in the west.
The only slight physical contact
the "tip me please" breast.

After a straight razor shave
I've been given a warm towel
But I've never seen one for cleaning
the face paint off the gal.

Men lined up to the street
for the special brow plucking
the economy weak
but your business is sucking.

***** Zombie · 01-26-2009, 02:12 PM

in conversation, whatever she says, respond with "You said a mouthful"

Fritz88 · 01-26-2009, 02:35 PM

what's a buck?

raybec 4 · 01-26-2009, 02:42 PM

I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.

Fritz88 · 01-26-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4

I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.

not too shabby.

88TG88 · 01-26-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."

please do this

Fritz88 · 01-26-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."

do it.

blueballs · 01-26-2009, 02:51 PM

WHen you go in Friday
ask for a high an tight

**Iowanian** · 01-26-2009, 03:01 PM

"how do you want your cut today" /count suckula

"mmmfff mfmmfmfmfmmfmffff mmfff mmmfffff mmmfffff" /chitown

"what? how do you want your cut today, handsome?" /count suckula

"circumcise me above the ears"

Bowser · 01-26-2009, 03:55 PM

You should get a percentage of the new business she pulls in now.

Jilly · 01-26-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88

do it.

yeah....this. I like this.

bluehawkdoc · 01-26-2009, 04:27 PM

Ok, I have been giving this some thought. I think this was a simple misinterpretation of what was truly happening. Obviously, this is one of those "green" salons with "natural" products. This poor salon owner was just in the process of harvesting said product for the next week. It seems reasonable that she would take off her clothes to avoid an expensive trip to the cleaners.

ChiTown, you may want to pass on the "gel" after your cut on Friday. I'm just sayin'...

Baby Lee · 01-26-2009, 04:46 PM

I loved 'Happy Days,' when they cheer for Fonzie . . . but boy I liked to boo Chachi.

It's all in the delivery.

**Rain Man** · 01-26-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88

please do this

Yes, it appears that Chitown just discovered the secret to having a highly profitable wholesale beauty supply business.

PRIEST · 01-26-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever

just a little trim?

01-26-2009, 12:59 PM
ChiTown Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $30400	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-26-2009, 02:11 PM	#61
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $417283	Beauty salons not the same In the north or the south They massage your scalp with their fingers not your head with their mouth. I've had a trim on the east high and tight in the west. The only slight physical contact the "tip me please" breast. After a straight razor shave I've been given a warm towel But I've never seen one for cleaning the face paint off the gal. Men lined up to the street for the special brow plucking the economy weak but your business is sucking. Last edited by Iowanian; 01-26-2009 at 02:18 PM..
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01-26-2009, 02:42 PM	#64
raybec 4 Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $1064512	I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.
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01-26-2009, 03:01 PM	#69
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $417283	"how do you want your cut today" /count suckula "mmmfff mfmmfmfmfmmfmffff mmfff mmmfffff mmmfffff" /chitown "what? how do you want your cut today, handsome?" /count suckula "circumcise me above the ears"
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01-26-2009, 04:27 PM	#72
bluehawkdoc Starter Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $33812	Ok, I have been giving this some thought. I think this was a simple misinterpretation of what was truly happening. Obviously, this is one of those "green" salons with "natural" products. This poor salon owner was just in the process of harvesting said product for the next week. It seems reasonable that she would take off her clothes to avoid an expensive trip to the cleaners. ChiTown, you may want to pass on the "gel" after your cut on Friday. I'm just sayin'...
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01-26-2009, 04:46 PM	#73
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