Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-26-2009, 12:59 PM  
ChiTown ChiTown is offline
Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs
 
ChiTown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $17044
UHHHH. Ok

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
Posts: 16,823
ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-30-2009, 10:46 PM   #181
Nzoner Nzoner is offline
a haw haw haw
 
Nzoner's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: shack outside LaGrange
Casino cash: $306600966
Focking HOC all the way,I would've chimed in before now but was too riveted waiting for the next chapter.

Good luck Chi
__________________
"Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view."
Posts: 22,495
Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-30-2009, 10:56 PM   #182
HemiEd HemiEd is offline
Hummingbird watcher
 
HemiEd's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ozarks
Casino cash: $7245977
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow View Post
Stop laughing at us......you went to a gay bar.
Don't forget about Mom having to pick him up.

*edit* Glad things are cool Chi!
__________________
Chiefnj2: "Sure it's hard to do, that's why you need an elite QB. Just like its hard to lead your team to a victory from a 4 score deficit. Some guys can do it, others get traded to the Chiefs."

Last edited by HemiEd; 01-30-2009 at 11:05 PM..
Posts: 24,425
HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.HemiEd has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:10 AM   #183
burt burt is offline
Inner Circle, Master at Arms
 
burt's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Overland Park, Kansas
Casino cash: $4203709
EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......
Posts: 8,920
burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:27 AM   #184
Ari Chi3fs Ari Chi3fs is offline
Winners Pick Up Wrappers.
 
Ari Chi3fs's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: University of Kansas
Casino cash: $1013767
so did they turn down the music?
__________________


Posts: 26,971
Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.Ari Chi3fs has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:39 AM   #185
stevieray stevieray is offline
Ring of Fire
 
stevieray's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $85036593
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater View Post
A man's marital problems amuse you?
the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..



c'mon, man...
Posts: 36,164
stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.stevieray is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:43 AM   #186
Nzoner Nzoner is offline
a haw haw haw
 
Nzoner's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: shack outside LaGrange
Casino cash: $306600966
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.B.A. View Post
EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......
I got a feeling my mrs is gonna rape me today too,she's dragging my ass to Legends Mall.
__________________
"Nothing matters but the weekend...from a Tuesday point of view."
Posts: 22,495
Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Nzoner 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:44 AM   #187
burt burt is offline
Inner Circle, Master at Arms
 
burt's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Overland Park, Kansas
Casino cash: $4203709
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevieray View Post
the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..



c'mon, man...
Seems to be bag on stevieray month. Thank goodness it's almost over, cause I am always glad to see your posts.
Posts: 8,920
burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:45 AM   #188
burt burt is offline
Inner Circle, Master at Arms
 
burt's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Overland Park, Kansas
Casino cash: $4203709
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nzoner View Post
I got a feeling my mrs is gonna rape me today too,she's dragging my ass to Legends Mall.
Oh no....beware of financial aids.......that can happen from a raping at Legends. Would it be considered a legendary raping?
Posts: 8,920
burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.burt is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 09:53 AM   #189
Buehler445 Buehler445 is offline
Supporter
 
Buehler445's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $2147483647
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.B.A. View Post
EPILOG: My Mrs. raped me this morning....feelin' better here.......
Glad to hear it dude.
Posts: 21,207
Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buehler445 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2009, 10:13 AM   #190
Chief Henry Chief Henry is offline
MVP
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: IOWA
Casino cash: $26765
This story needs to be sent into the writers to "All my Children"...

Chi - What an incredible story. Glad to hear Mrs. Chi is now cool with your story.

I wonder how many Chiefs planet slobs will now head to Wichita for a cut ?

Nice job outta you for sharing this story.
__________________
On January 3rd, 2007 the unemployment rate was 4.60% with a RECORD 52 months of JOBS growth and the GDP was 3.50%. January 3rd, 2007 is also the day Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi took over the House and the US Senate.
Posts: 8,323
Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Chief Henry must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 02-17-2009, 08:11 PM   #191
Sam Hall Sam Hall is offline
UNSTOPPABLE
 
Sam Hall's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: KC area
Casino cash: $16587
at the opening post
__________________
Posts: 8,081
Sam Hall has disabled reputation
  Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2009, 06:52 AM   #192
badgirl badgirl is offline
CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!!
 
badgirl's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Johnson City, Tennessee
Casino cash: $71562
I would watch her with the sissors if she knows you know her husand and caught her in the middle of a fling. I would let someone else cut my hair next time if I was you.
Posts: 7,697
badgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Casselbadgirl < Cassel
  Reply With Quote
Old 05-04-2010, 04:04 PM   #193
ChiTown ChiTown is offline
Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs
 
ChiTown's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $17044
UPDATE

LMFAO

Slurpy had closed her shop down last year - not sure whether that was financial or sexually induced. At any rate, she is now working for one of the beauticians on the 3rd floor of my building

Ya know, my hair is getting a bit long over the ears..........better call for a trim.

__________________
Posts: 16,823
ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.ChiTown has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2010, 03:44 PM   #194
Coach Coach is offline
Play ball!
 
Coach's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $95597
I propose this is ChiTown's smilie.

__________________

Posts: 35,448
Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.Coach is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:32 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.