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Hootie · 03:50 AM

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Mecca · 04-07-2009, 03:48 PM

I can't wait for Hooties post about catching AIDS or how he thought he'd do this with some bitch who then stabbed him.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I think theres probably a little bit of difference between being 2nd and 400th.

Meh.

The point is, super slutty girls don't bother me...

I'm not the guy that gets mad at someone because they had sex with an X amount of people blah blah blah

I just don't care.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I can't wait for Hooties post about catching AIDS or how he thought he'd do this with some bitch who then stabbed him.

Well I'm not gay, and I don't do drugs...so at least I'm bettering my chances.

And I'm far too athletic to ever be stabbed.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well I'm not gay, and I don't do drugs...so at least I'm bettering my chances.

And I'm far too athletic to ever be stabbed.

You think you have to be gay to get aids?

MOhillbilly · 04-07-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

And I'm far too athletic to ever be stabbed.

lol

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Here lies the problem.....it's a respect thing...

In reality it's not a cool or funny story, it's a sad story that you think it's cool to do these types of things.

Next point...

The last three girls I've had sex with are all still my friends and are all people I hang out with all of the time.

I highly doubt they find my disrespectful...they know how I am...they know when it all comes down to it I'm never serious, always joking around, and would go out of my way to help them out if they needed it.

There are some girls that I've been a total asshole to, had no interest in, and at the end of the night they won't leave me alone...and those are the girls that SHOULD be made fun of for hooking up with someone like me.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

You think you have to be gay to get aids?

That's what the Catholic church taught me...

SBK · 04-07-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Here lies the problem.....it's a respect thing...

In reality it's not a cool or funny story, it's a sad story that you think it's cool to do these types of things.

This.

I'm sure there's not a dad here who wouldn't hunt him down and beat the $hit out of him if they found out he did this to their little girl.

**Lumpy** · 04-07-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Well I'm not gay, and I don't do drugs...so at least I'm bettering my chances.

And I'm far too athletic to ever be stabbed.

This statement must be true... because, afterall, only flabby ppl get stabbed.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

Next point...

The last three girls I've had sex with are all still my friends and are all people I hang out with all of the time.

I highly doubt they find my disrespectful...they know how I am...they know when it all comes down to it I'm never serious, always joking around, and would go out of my way to help them out if they needed it.

There are some girls that I've been a total asshole to, had no interest in, and at the end of the night they won't leave me alone...and those are the girls that SHOULD be made fun of for hooking up with someone like me.

Then you you have friends that have no self respect for themselves whatsoever...just the same as the other girls you speak of.

You are obviously targeting these types because it's easy for you to "get over" on them, do you also bang fat chicks with low self esteem because it's easy? And then afterwards make fun of them?

MOhillbilly · 04-07-2009, 04:00 PM

weak game. move on. sharks will get em all.

**RNR** · 04-07-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Then you you have friends that have no self respect for themselves whatsoever...just the same as the other girls you speak of.

You are obviously targeting these types because it's easy for you to "get over" on them, do you also bang fat chicks with low self esteem because it's easy? And then afterwards make fun of them?

Smart money is if this twat has pulled anything at all it is fat chicks. What other type of girl would give this dump the time of day? Any girl with any self respect would see right through this idiot.

Mecca · 04-07-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

Smart money is if this twat has pulled anything at all it is fat chicks. What other type of girl would give this dump the time of day? Any girl with any self respect would see right through this idiot.

Pretty much, however something tells me he's now going to tell us about the fine ass he pulls.

Hootie · 04-07-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SBK

This.

I'm sure there's not a dad here who wouldn't hunt him down and beat the $hit out of him if they found out he did this to their little girl.

God

I'd hate to be the father of any girl I see out at a bar...

If you don't think the majority of these girls are slutting it up, you're on crack rock.

Different times...girls were always taught having a lot of sex was slutty...now with all the liberating of these bitches, they are starting to strut their stuff just like the dudes...

Case in point...

Friday night I was hanging out at a party with a girl I dated a while back...she is back with her ex, but we're still really good friends...anyways, kind of a lame party, I'm on the porch with my ex and she's waiting for her two hot friends that she wants me to meet...they turn out to be ok.

Anyways, I'm pretty drunk so I'm in Rich mode, which means girls are either really going to like my sarcastic attitude, or resent me right away...the girl I'm with falls in the first category, which helps because she laughs when I'm in Rich mode so the two new girls kind of follow suit because I'm pretty sure they are both reeruned...

Anyways, we venture from this girls party after the keg dries up and the weak as jello shots are gone...and go to my regular bar...both of these girls are 19 and 20...meaning they can't get in the bar unless I get them in...

So since my roommate is working the door, this is really not an obstacle.

+1 for me.

So since my other roommate is bartending, there is no way I'm paying for any drinks...meaning I can get everyone drinks and shots all night and act like I'm badass even though I have about $19 to my name...

+3 for me.

Then, there are about 15 girls that are there that I talk to on a consistent basis...so when these new girls see me flirting with them, they are like "whoa, this guy must be pretty cool!" This is not the case...however...

+19 for me.

So it's about 1:30 AM and I am pretty drunk, and one of the new girls (the lesser attractive one) is begging me to go back to her place for 'after hours'...and so I ask...'does that mean sex or what?' (because really, I don't give a shit either way...) To which she replies, 'yes.'

However, I didn't really feel like it because my ex wanted me to go back to her place with her friends and that sounded way more intriguing.

So I kind of ignored her request and went back to my ex's, who has a boyfriend, but proceeded to tell me she didn't like that I was talking to her friends and we proceeded to hook up.

Yes, every girl is a slut. You play girls off of one another and they get sluttier. It's crazy. It's insane.

Oh, and, I wake up the next morning, grab ex's laptop, time to check out Chiefs news and facebook...I have a facebook friend request from new girl, a facebook message (are you kidding me? How does she even know my last name?)...asking me to hang out with her the next day...

Of course ex sees this and we laugh, but she sees that some other girl really liked me and that immediately gets her jealous.

So, basically, I'm awesome...and mind games rule. And girls with boyfriends don't really care about their boyfriends apparently.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-07-2009, 04:09 PM

Hootie is pretty much a personification of every stereotype that older generations hate about our generation.

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