Life What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?

wutamess · 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

**luv** · 04-26-2009, 08:08 PM

I'm predicting masturbatory stories.

**Reaper16** · 04-26-2009, 08:09 PM

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Crush · 04-26-2009, 08:10 PM

Does pissing in an old Pepsi can when you are too lazy to go to the bathroom count?

**luv** · 04-26-2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Was it the one about being sponge worthy?

Crush · 04-26-2009, 08:11 PM

The above scenario also involved a randomly assigned college roommate. He, too, was almost immediately replaced.

**Scorp** · 04-26-2009, 08:12 PM

I interrupted a biker dude beating the hell out of a black chick. I just stood there and looked at him and he walked away. He actually looked like he would of killed her if I hadn't happened by.

Crush · 04-26-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

MTG#10 · 04-26-2009, 08:13 PM

I caught an ex-girlfriend with her snatch up against a jet in a whirlpool bathtub letting the water spray inside of her. I couldnt ever get her to tell me why, I dont know if it felt good to her or if she was using it to "flush" herself out.

eazyb81 · 04-26-2009, 08:13 PM

Walked in on my college roommate masturbating in the dark at the computer while wearing a thong.

After a few of my friends called my room asking to speak to the g-string diva, he moved out and we never spoke again.

**luv** · 04-26-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

That one actually came to mind first, but decided on the sponge worthy.

**TinyEvel** · 04-26-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I caught an ex-girlfriend with her snatch up against a jet in a whirlpool bathtub letting the water spray inside of her. I couldnt ever get her to tell me why, I dont know if it felt good to her or if she was using it to "flush" herself out.

Oh, she was pleasuring herself for sure. Any girl who own a handheld watermassage shower head will tell you. I've heard them talk about positioning themselves under the tub spout too.

RJ · 04-26-2009, 08:16 PM

Shooting dope.

He was a friend at the time, I was completely surprised.

ChiefsCountry · 04-26-2009, 08:18 PM

I walked in my roommate nailing some chick doggie style in the living room area of our loft. Talk about awkard.

LaChapelle · 04-26-2009, 08:26 PM

Parents...couch...naked mother....

04-26-2009, 08:05 PM
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