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wutamess · 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

Pioli Zombie · 04-26-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

Teri Hatcher one would be mine. They are real and they are spectular. That's when Teri was a top 5 on my list
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Pitt Gorilla · 04-26-2009, 08:56 PM

Isn't Hinder a horrible band? I don't know that I've heard a lot, but what I can remember was brutal.

Saccopoo · 04-26-2009, 08:57 PM

That's why I don't listen to dog shit music like Hinder. Guilt by association. That's some of the ugliest looking people ever.

keg in kc · 04-26-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Dammit. CONCERT. Would you believe English is my 2nd language?

Yes. Yes I would.

leviw · 04-26-2009, 09:02 PM

My bachelor party, woke up in the middle of the night at my buddy's after hitting it pretty hard at the bars in Lawrence. Another friend was standing in the corner pissing on his own unzipped duffle bag -- plenty of clean clothes inside.

Me: Dude, what are you doing?
Him: Putting the fire out.
Me: What?
Him: PUTTING THE GODDAMN FIRE OUT!

I rolled over and went back to sleep.

Katipan · 04-26-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Isn't Hinder a horrible band? I don't know that I've heard a lot, but what I can remember was brutal.

There was only like 12 people there so while I am a Hinder fan, I can't ignore the numbers.

**Iowanian** · 04-26-2009, 09:07 PM

I was on a new years eve weekend party bender with about 10 guys from my HS my sr year.

Anyway, there was dumbassary abound, and the law had been written..."do not be the first one to pass out".

Well, We had been at it very hard, drinking like it was our job. We had one guy with us who was pretty much a tool and acted like a jerkoff when he was drunk. Anyway, as hard as I recall trying to stay on my feet, I knew I was going out.

I remember lying face down on the carpet, trying as hard as one could possibly try to stay awake.....seeing a guy holding the dumbass who had passed out minutes pryor to me crashing.....holding his pickle with a pair of scissors as they shaved the dude's tackle....from eyebrows to his feet.

So yeah....seeing a guy holding another guy's dingding with a pair of scissors while another hacked away at his berry bush.

That has to be a contender for me.

keg in kc · 04-26-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

a guy holding another guy's dingding with a pair of scissors while another hacked away at his berry bush.

That might scare me away from drinking for a day or two.

**Nzoner** · 04-26-2009, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

So yeah....seeing a guy holding another guy's dingding with a pair of scissors while another hacked away at his berry bush.

I don't think I ever recall a grown man saying or typing dingding when referencing another dude's dick.

**Iowanian** · 04-26-2009, 09:15 PM

Its what the therapist called it when I touched the doll to show her what happend....or maybe it was "doofloppy", no, that was what my grandma called hangdowns.

Pioli Zombie · 04-26-2009, 09:16 PM

I had a party at my house when I was 18 and a friend of mine had taken some speed. He decided to throw himself down the stairs backwards. He didn't even get hurt. He didn't know I was watching this and couldn't even tell me after why he did it.
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**Predarat** · 04-26-2009, 09:17 PM

One time I was masturbating and I caught someone walking in on me. What a freak!!!

**Iowanian** · 04-26-2009, 09:18 PM

There was that time I was driving through a trailer park in Arizona and saw Raised on Riots filling an unspecified female member of his family's lady-part with grapes as she rested on her shoulders with her feet up in the bicycle position....

That was weird, but not as weird as when he kicked off his shoes with Lucy Ricardo and they jumped in and began dancing around, mashing them into wine.

Luke · 04-26-2009, 09:24 PM

Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.

Dante84 · 04-26-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke

Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.

Um... did you call the police? or the BBB? or Anyone?

04-26-2009, 08:05 PM
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04-26-2009, 08:57 PM	#33
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04-26-2009, 09:02 PM	#35
leviw Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	My bachelor party, woke up in the middle of the night at my buddy's after hitting it pretty hard at the bars in Lawrence. Another friend was standing in the corner pissing on his own unzipped duffle bag -- plenty of clean clothes inside. Me: Dude, what are you doing? Him: Putting the fire out. Me: What? Him: PUTTING THE GODDAMN FIRE OUT! I rolled over and went back to sleep.
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04-26-2009, 09:07 PM	#37
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4608454	I was on a new years eve weekend party bender with about 10 guys from my HS my sr year. Anyway, there was dumbassary abound, and the law had been written..."do not be the first one to pass out". Well, We had been at it very hard, drinking like it was our job. We had one guy with us who was pretty much a tool and acted like a jerkoff when he was drunk. Anyway, as hard as I recall trying to stay on my feet, I knew I was going out. I remember lying face down on the carpet, trying as hard as one could possibly try to stay awake.....seeing a guy holding the dumbass who had passed out minutes pryor to me crashing.....holding his pickle with a pair of scissors as they shaved the dude's tackle....from eyebrows to his feet. So yeah....seeing a guy holding another guy's dingding with a pair of scissors while another hacked away at his berry bush. That has to be a contender for me.
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04-26-2009, 09:15 PM	#40
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4608454	Its what the therapist called it when I touched the doll to show her what happend....or maybe it was "doofloppy", no, that was what my grandma called hangdowns.
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04-26-2009, 09:16 PM	#41
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	I had a party at my house when I was 18 and a friend of mine had taken some speed. He decided to throw himself down the stairs backwards. He didn't even get hurt. He didn't know I was watching this and couldn't even tell me after why he did it. Posted via Mobile Device
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04-26-2009, 09:17 PM	#42
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04-26-2009, 09:18 PM	#43
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4608454	There was that time I was driving through a trailer park in Arizona and saw Raised on Riots filling an unspecified female member of his family's lady-part with grapes as she rested on her shoulders with her feet up in the bicycle position.... That was weird, but not as weird as when he kicked off his shoes with Lucy Ricardo and they jumped in and began dancing around, mashing them into wine.
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04-26-2009, 09:24 PM	#44
Luke Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Earth Casino cash: $10004900	chicken choker Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.
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