Chiefs Gather 'round Mount Olive, O' Children of the Lord - Page 7

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-20-2009, 12:30 PM

Q&A with HIS HOLINESS MATT CASSEL - 5/18

May 18, 2009, 3:42:12 PM

OTA #1
Q: Talk about Coach Haley’s approach with the players this off-season?

1ST APOSTLE: “He is coming out with great enthusiasm and he is getting after us. That is what we need right now. He is pushing everybody to be the best that they can be and he is coming out with an attitude. He is trying to get everyone to come out with an attitude and expect to win and play hard for 60 minutes.”

Q: What is the biggest challenge of coming in here and trying to figure out where this team is at?

BUDDHA: “That is why we are out here right now. We are trying to figure out what we have. We have to build on our strengths and work on our weaknesses and try and get better each and every day. We will get to where we need to be.”

Q: How important are these voluntary workouts?

VISHNU: “It’s huge for us and its huge for this team. We have had great attendance up to this point. If we can continue to build on that and continue to have guys buy in, it just helps us in the long run.”

Q: Are the practices similar to what you did in New England?

MOHAMMAD: “It feels familiar, but at the same time I think it is a combination of both. The format is very similar. I don’t know how all teams work in terms of OTAs and practice this time of year, but they are all very similar I can imagine. We are out there and Coach Haley is doing it his way and he is working really hard to get this team to buy in and have an attitude when we go on the field.”

Q: Do you feel like this is your football team yet?

ST. PETER: “I am going in with that mentality that I am the starter. I go out there with that mentality each and every day that opening day I will be the starter and we will be ready to rock and roll.”

Q: Is it nerve racking to be in a new place?

MOTHER TERESA: “It is new surroundings for me and all the new guys that come into this locker room, rookie and veterans included. You meet new people. It’s a new playbook, so you just dive right in and try to get a handle on it.”

Q: Was TE Tony Gonzalez someone you were looking forward to playing with?

ST JOHN THE BAPTIST: “Tony is a great player, one of the best tight ends to ever play the game. He is a guy that I have a tremendous respect for. I am sure he is going to go in and help Atlanta. I don’t make the decisions around here. Coach Haley and (Scott) Pioli decided to go a different direction and I put my trust in them. We are going to move on. We will be successful if we just keep working.”

Q: Is your relationship with your teammates strengthening?

ZEUS: “That is what we are doing this time of year. We are trying to build relationships, trying to work on strengths and weaknesses and getting some of the chemistry together.”

Q: What do you have to do to get your mind ready to potentially be the starting quarterback for the Chiefs this season?

THE KRAKEN: “It is about perseverance and overcoming adversity. One of the things I always say is, ‘expect nothing, earn everything.’ It happens a lot in the NFL. You have to step up when you get your opportunity and I was able to get an opportunity last year and I showed a lot of people I could play, including myself. I am just happy to put myself in a position where I can continue to do what I love which is play football. I am blessed and I am fortunate to have that opportunity because I believed in myself and I surrounded myself with people who believed in me. ”

Q: Does it concern you that you have not signed a long-term contract, yet?

OOGA-BOOGA, GOD OF LOST AMAZONIAN TRIBESPEOPLE: “I really leave that up to my agent, Scott (Pioli) and everybody else that handles that type of thing. For me it is just really about coming in here, learning the playbook and getting better each and every day and concentrating on football. I think the rest of it takes care of itself.”

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Buster Hymen

I want Cassel to succeed for no other reason than to cram it down this ****ing morons gaping throat.

Go blow a Sanchez blow-up, ****tard.

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Originally Posted by Delano

How's my oos taste, DCS?

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Originally Posted by seclark

link for the article w/o all the dumb shits dumb shit:
http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2009/05...t_cassel__518/

sec

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Originally Posted by doomy3

Does anyone besides this douchebag think this is funny? Serious question.

He spends all this time trying to be funny, but I don't think anyone can actually think this ****tard is anything but the biggest ****ing embarrassment ever to post on any message board.

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

I actually feel sorry for him. The "look at me" nonsense he displays obviously comes from the lack of attention he receives in his personal life.

He sits and defends Mecca every chance he gets and then talks about a lot of gay activity.

I bet he puts eyeliner on and wears a mesh shirt before he logs into ChiefsPlanet.

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

ROR = GoChiefs

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

See here's what you miss.

We aren't weaping. We are commenting how much of an utter ****ing douche you are. There's a difference. Did you learn comprehension before you dropped out of high school to turn into a cross-dresser?

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Whats with your schtick DCS?

Nobody likes it, why do you keep doing it?

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

what a fukwad

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Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge

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Originally Posted by Messier

If you didn't care I don't think you'd make a post like this, kinda yelly and screamy, I just think you wouldn't respond at all.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I don't get involved in these deals for the most part because I think it's lame. I've progressed as a poster over the last 4 years. That said, I couldn't ****ing stand you when you first joined. Now? You're just fine, and absolutely belong here.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Remember 1 thing though, I pretty much like everyone.

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Originally Posted by milkman

The yelly screamy part was baited.

It is a stupid, useless thread.
I think it's time we move on and focus on the players that we have.

I am a Sanchez supporter, and was pissed when Pioli traded for Cassel.

But Sanchez is a Jet and Cassel is our QB, so rather than dwell on what could have been, I'm going to hope that Cassel is the next Lenny Dawson.

It is stupid to keep doing the kind of shit that's being done here.

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Originally Posted by milkman

The material had merit.

The manner in which you presented did not.

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Is it really so hard to title a thread in a way that people can tell what the hell is going to be in it?

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Originally Posted by booger

crank.

its whats for dinner.

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

You know what's hilarious?

How you call out people for "talking tough" but you are the biggest wannabe toughguy I've ever seen post on here.

You'll hit harder? My ****ing ass. You've done nothing on this board except think you're some rebelious figure because you post avatars that make you look like you're in the Kiss Army.

Now quick, make some gay reference, bring up that youtube video or keep talking how tough you are to keep your rep intact, ****stick.

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Originally Posted by FAX

I am in the process of compiling a personality profile on Mr. Raised On Rats predicated on his organizational behavior, habitual language clusters, temperamental traits and tendencies, as well as predictive inter-relational pathway modeling. The full profile is, at this point, in the preliminary stages, but I can tell you this. That peep is strange, man.

FAX

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-21-2009, 03:54 AM

Cut and Paste much?

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 03:55 AM

...

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

I thought Curry was Jesus? This gets confusing

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

See, there are only two religious deities at CP.

Mark Sanchez

and

Aaron Curry.

And since nobody talks about Curry nowadays, and Sanchez is brought up on a daily basis, it's clear he's the chosen one, the messiah. Sanchez is the root of Draft Planet's deep and painful butthurt.

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

I don't know...I thought "The Kraken" was kinda funny.

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Originally Posted by Claythan

The Kraken!

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Seems to me the yelly and screamy started from other posters. Don't let me rush to defend the guy though, nobody does that.

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I think there are going to be some disappointed people, the Chiefs have not put Cassel in a good position.

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Originally Posted by Bwana

WTH?

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

children, enough of the 'internet fighting.' ... seriously

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Cut and Paste much?

no, it's a button right besides the "quote" button for multiple quotes, dumbass, and you notice not a single quote by skip or myself. but hordes of people here "love" you....

I mean seriously, Fax doesn't give you a glowing endorsement, that says alot, if you know this place at all.

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Post-OTA's/Total Bastard BUMP!

(aw c'mon; enjoy a Classic example of how dumb I can be!)

FYP

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-21-2009, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

no, it's a button right besides the "quote" button for multiple quotes, dumbass, and you notice not a single quote by skip or myself. but hordes of people here "love" you....

I mean seriously, Fax doesn't give you a glowing endorsement, that says alot, if you know this place at all.

Do you really want me to put a compilation of "DCS/ROR is awesome" posts together, ****wad?

Meh. Bring the hate! FEEEEEEEEEEEED THE BEAST!!!!

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 04:00 AM

my goal tonight is to get this thread to 125 posts!!! and the final posts here are all going to be me saying how big a douch ROR really is!!!! This is AWESOME!!!! IT'S WHAT CHIEFS PLANET IS ALL ABOUT!!!! I'VE LEARNED THIS RECENTLY BY THE ACTIONS/POSTS OF INTERNET TOUGH GUYS LIKE RAISED ON RATS!!!!! I SEE THE FUTURE OF CP AND THIS IDIOTIC CRAP IS THE WAY, THE LIGHT, AND THE ONE TRUE PATH TO INTERNET GLORY!!!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-21-2009, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I enjoy the taste of Donkey-Ball sweat!

FYP!

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 04:03 AM

GROWN ON SOCIAL UPRISINGS;

HIS DICK IS SO SMALL, HIS GIRL SAYS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HIS FINGER. MY MOM ON THE OTHER HAND THOUGHT IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF HER LIFE. BUT SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS......

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-21-2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

my goal tonight is to get this thread to 125 posts!!! and the final posts here are all going to be me saying how big a douch ROR really is!!!! This is AWESOME!!!! IT'S WHAT CHIEFS PLANET IS ALL ABOUT!!!! I'VE LEARNED THIS RECENTLY BY THE ACTIONS/POSTS OF INTERNET TOUGH GUYS LIKE RAISED ON RATS!!!!! I SEE THE FUTURE OF CP AND THIS IDIOTIC CRAP IS THE WAY, THE LIGHT, AND THE ONE TRUE PATH TO INTERNET GLORY!!!!!

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 04:05 AM

RAISED ON MONKEY DICKS;

His Birth Certificate was a printed memo of an appology from the Trojan Condom factory.

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 04:07 AM

RAISED MONKEY NIPPLES;

He's not only ugly, but his face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork!!!!

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 04:08 AM

RAISIN FOR NUTS;

He's a big man on the internet, but not half the man his mother is....

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-21-2009, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

RAISED MONKEY NIPPLES;

He's not only ugly, but his face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork!!!!

Shhh...Rocky loves you.

crazycoffey · 06-21-2009, 04:12 AM

RAISED ON GUTTER BUTTER;

He got his degree in arithmetic; he adds trouble, substracts substance, divides attention and multiplies ignorance!

05-20-2009, 12:30 PM
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Gather 'round Mount Olive, O' Children of the Lord Q&A with HIS HOLINESS MATT CASSEL - 5/18 May 18, 2009, 3:42:12 PM *OTA #1* Q: Talk about Coach Haley’s approach with the players this off-season? 1ST APOSTLE: “He is coming out with great enthusiasm and he is getting after us. That is what we need right now. He is pushing everybody to be the best that they can be and he is coming out with an attitude. He is trying to get everyone to come out with an attitude and expect to win and play hard for 60 minutes.” Q: What is the biggest challenge of coming in here and trying to figure out where this team is at? BUDDHA: “That is why we are out here right now. We are trying to figure out what we have. We have to build on our strengths and work on our weaknesses and try and get better each and every day. We will get to where we need to be.” Q: How important are these voluntary workouts? VISHNU: “It’s huge for us and its huge for this team. We have had great attendance up to this point. If we can continue to build on that and continue to have guys buy in, it just helps us in the long run.” Q: Are the practices similar to what you did in New England? MOHAMMAD: “It feels familiar, but at the same time I think it is a combination of both. The format is very similar. I don’t know how all teams work in terms of OTAs and practice this time of year, but they are all very similar I can imagine. We are out there and Coach Haley is doing it his way and he is working really hard to get this team to buy in and have an attitude when we go on the field.” Q: Do you feel like this is your football team yet? ST. PETER: “I am going in with that mentality that I am the starter. I go out there with that mentality each and every day that opening day I will be the starter and we will be ready to rock and roll.” Q: Is it nerve racking to be in a new place? MOTHER TERESA: “It is new surroundings for me and all the new guys that come into this locker room, rookie and veterans included. You meet new people. It’s a new playbook, so you just dive right in and try to get a handle on it.” Q: Was TE Tony Gonzalez someone you were looking forward to playing with? ST JOHN THE BAPTIST: “Tony is a great player, one of the best tight ends to ever play the game. He is a guy that I have a tremendous respect for. I am sure he is going to go in and help Atlanta. I don’t make the decisions around here. Coach Haley and (Scott) Pioli decided to go a different direction and I put my trust in them. We are going to move on. We will be successful if we just keep working.” Q: Is your relationship with your teammates strengthening? ZEUS: “That is what we are doing this time of year. We are trying to build relationships, trying to work on strengths and weaknesses and getting some of the chemistry together.” Q: What do you have to do to get your mind ready to potentially be the starting quarterback for the Chiefs this season? THE KRAKEN: “It is about perseverance and overcoming adversity. One of the things I always say is, ‘expect nothing, earn everything.’ It happens a lot in the NFL. You have to step up when you get your opportunity and I was able to get an opportunity last year and I showed a lot of people I could play, including myself. I am just happy to put myself in a position where I can continue to do what I love which is play football. I am blessed and I am fortunate to have that opportunity because I believed in myself and I surrounded myself with people who believed in me. ” Q: Does it concern you that you have not signed a long-term contract, yet? OOGA-BOOGA, GOD OF LOST AMAZONIAN TRIBESPEOPLE: “I really leave that up to my agent, Scott (Pioli) and everybody else that handles that type of thing. For me it is just really about coming in here, learning the playbook and getting better each and every day and concentrating on football. I think the rest of it takes care of itself.”
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crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5087901	my goal tonight is to get this thread to 125 posts!!! and the final posts here are all going to be me saying how big a douch ROR really is!!!! This is AWESOME!!!! IT'S WHAT CHIEFS PLANET IS ALL ABOUT!!!! I'VE LEARNED THIS RECENTLY BY THE ACTIONS/POSTS OF INTERNET TOUGH GUYS LIKE RAISED ON RATS!!!!! I SEE THE FUTURE OF CP AND THIS IDIOTIC CRAP IS THE WAY, THE LIGHT, AND THE ONE TRUE PATH TO INTERNET GLORY!!!!!
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