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Sweet! Bag him and post some shots G Man!
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After almost 10 years on the Planet, I have learned a lot of things about football...most importantly is how to discuss Chiefs football.
I have compiled a list of 'key phrases' that are used when discussing the Chiefs. If YOU want to come off as someone who clearly knows better than the people that hold jobs in the NFL, I suggest you memorize these phrases. Without further ado...The Lexicon 1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC 2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player 3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC. 4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC 5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002. 6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up 7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC 8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC 9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC 10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season. 11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer. 12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches' 13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC 14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC 15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start. 16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread. 17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA. 18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA. 19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with. 20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win. 21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise. 22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread 23. Winning the Lottery - What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky' 24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium. 25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty 26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid 27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach 28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL. 29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is. 30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is. 31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
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i am never serious and I am ususally doing an imitation on the dumbest posters I.E. SIGN THIS DOOOD HE IS AWESOME
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...and 'penz gives the BEST rep comments!
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Find Milkman and explain to him your deep, heart-felt commitment to Brandon Albert playing Right Tackle. Be thorough.
Offensive Tackles are NEVER to be drafted outside of the First Round. Memorize this. Average Quarterbacks need only ONE THING to win Super Bowls: An ALL WORLD LINE. Commit this to memory. You are NEVER to second guess the management of this team. I don't care who the **** you are or who the **** you THINK you are, until we see four NFL "Executive of the Year" Awards on YOUR desk, you don't have a ****ing clue. If you find yourself doubting this rule, you are to click your heels together three times and scream "PIOLI" loud enough to make your next door neighbor's dog piss on the carpet. Live long and prosper, n00b.
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I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk
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