ChiefsPlanet A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet - Page 8

**DaFace** · 09-06-2009, 01:56 PM

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

Tiger's Fan · 09-06-2009, 04:30 PM

When arguing with hamas (which is enevitable) keep in mind that he's a 125 lb nerd who spends every waking moment outside of his residence in fear that some random chick is going to kick his ass. The false internet bravado makes sense then.

wild1 · 09-06-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Loaded at 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon and talking yourself up on the internet.

**Bwana** · 09-06-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Dude, I think you are failing the lesson here.

Focus!

JuicesFlowing · 09-06-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Dottefan · 09-06-2009, 05:15 PM

So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

4th and Long · 09-06-2009, 05:17 PM

Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.

JuicesFlowing · 09-06-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

Welcome to the Planet n00b. You just proved the point.

4th and Long · 09-06-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.

Oh, and, Braincase is a hell of a nice guy and has a fantastic avatar. *nod nod nod*

**cabletech94** · 09-06-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DBOSHO

when does a n00b lose n00b status?

REPOST!!!!!!!!

Yea, that was my first.

I'll be a nooB forever, sheesh.

JD10367 · 09-06-2009, 05:33 PM

I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies.

Um.... midwesterners are seriously f**ked up.

Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the *insert mode of transportation here*!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure.

They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, f**king, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers.

Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.

Dottefan · 09-06-2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JuicesFlowing

Welcome to the Planet n00b. You just proved the point.

think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

crazycoffey · 09-06-2009, 05:38 PM

you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts.

Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee reerun

JuicesFlowing · 09-06-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

Who in the **** are you? You think I spend all time on here with my 5 posts per day?

kstater · 09-06-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts.

Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee reerun

I'm closing in on you.

crazycoffey · 09-06-2009, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dottefan

think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

Or you could just try this approach, it's been known to actually work, I hear.....

09-06-2009, 01:56 PM
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1733101	A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.
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09-06-2009, 04:30 PM	#106
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09-06-2009, 05:15 PM	#110
Dottefan Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: FROM KCK, LIVIN N J\O Casino cash: $10004900	So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.
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09-06-2009, 05:17 PM	#111
4th and Long Sad Patrick Is Sad. :( Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $6474925	Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.
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09-06-2009, 05:33 PM	#115
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies. Um.... midwesterners are seriously f*ked up. Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the insert mode of transportation here!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure. They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, fking, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and* Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers. Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.
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09-06-2009, 05:38 PM	#117
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4157901	you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts. Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee reerun
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