Funny Stuff why PIRATE is the best costume EVARRRRRR!!!!

**TinyEvel** · 10-30-2009, 11:12 PM

I Just got back from "Trunk or Treat" at our school.

Basically, this is where parents park their cars in the lot and decorate them and the whole damn school trick or treats along the rows of cars.

Now, not sure if this is because the kids don't get enough candy on Halloween or what but we bought into it hook line and sinker.

I drove my 72 VW camper van and outfitted it with painted cardboard and a "mast" and pirate sail. it was a pirate ship and I had a pirate costume complete with wig and eyepatch.

THe poptop was tattered so I ripped it away and stood up there yelling crazy pirate (or, leprechaun) stuff and tossing candy to kids walking by.

I was like friggen Mickey mouse in the suit at disneyland. THe kids would not leave me alone! but the good thing is, since I was a salty pirate, I got to act like Dane or Milkman and rip the kids a new one if they got out of line. LOL!

Some kid rolled up dressed normally and carrying a skateboard. He says "I'm a skateboarder" I yelled at him and between the ARRRGs and the SHIVER ME TIMBERs I told him to move the fock on and no candy for him cuz his costume sucked.
Then there was the two kids dressed in white sheets tattered wrapped around them "TISSUES!" I said. They said they were ghosts. I replied "No! Your mom hit up the white sale at J C Penney and you are tissues, right?!"
the mom was right there too and she laughed hard.

I did have a moment where the entire first grade class surrounded me and tried to rip off my costume like Steve Martin in Parenthood. I seriously got scared adn panicked yelling ' KIDS! MELLOW! SERIOUSLY! BACK OFF!"
That was not rad.
Oh yeah, bonus points: moms are all looking at you kinda milfy because of Jack Sparrow. a good feeling.

NIGHT NIGHT!

**TinyEvel** · 10-30-2009, 11:14 PM

dang! I just read this post and it seems like something Simply Red would post. Sorry, everyone.

RustShack · 10-30-2009, 11:18 PM

So you got laid?

JohninGpt · 10-30-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

dang! I just read this post and it seems like something Simply Red would post. Sorry, everyone.

Your costume pulled some hot puss?

Hammock Parties · 10-31-2009, 12:14 AM

Something disgusts me about trunk or treat...

Fish · 10-31-2009, 12:18 AM

No pictures?

Sounds like fun......

88TG88 · 10-31-2009, 12:47 AM

tight

Psyko Tek · 10-31-2009, 01:43 AM

my costume
pulled no puss,
even lost at the company costume party to a chick inna PIRATE costume she bought at party city

but I'm not bitter

MikeMaslowski · 10-31-2009, 05:10 AM

Trunk or treat sounds like a drive through for pedofiles.

oh and congrats, you must've felt like Keith Richards...

rad · 10-31-2009, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

dang! I just read this post and it seems like something Simply Red would post. Sorry, everyone.

You used the word "rad".....you're OK in my book.

RJ · 10-31-2009, 07:52 AM

Trunk or treat is cool, halloween is cool, having fun at your kid's school is cool and first grade moms are hot.....well. sometimes. Mine is. But truly, pics would have been in order.

**bevischief** · 10-31-2009, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

Trunk or treat sounds like a drive through for pedofiles.

oh and congrats, you must've felt like Keith Richards...

**TinyEvel** · 10-31-2009, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ

Trunk or treat is cool, halloween is cool, having fun at your kid's school is cool and first grade moms are hot.....well. sometimes. Mine is. But truly, pics would have been in order.

I know. My wife had the camera and spent the whole time walking around talking to other parents. Lots of people were taking pics. Maybe they'll email me some.

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2009, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

my costume
pulled no puss,
even lost at the company costume party to a chick inna PIRATE costume she bought at party city

but I'm not bitter

The best part is that horrific mask. Scary, man.

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

Trunk or treat sounds like a drive through for pedofiles.

oh and congrats, you must've felt like Keith Richards...

Beat me to it. Was there a big, older Chevrolet parked at the end with the trunk open, and the guy was saying, "Yeah, there's candy in there. It's in the back. Allllll the way in the back. You're going to have to climb in there to get it."

Now that I think about it, that would've been a great costume, too.

10-30-2009, 11:12 PM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2389601	why PIRATE is the best costume EVARRRRRR!!!! I Just got back from "Trunk or Treat" at our school. Basically, this is where parents park their cars in the lot and decorate them and the whole damn school trick or treats along the rows of cars. Now, not sure if this is because the kids don't get enough candy on Halloween or what but we bought into it hook line and sinker. I drove my 72 VW camper van and outfitted it with painted cardboard and a "mast" and pirate sail. it was a pirate ship and I had a pirate costume complete with wig and eyepatch. THe poptop was tattered so I ripped it away and stood up there yelling crazy pirate (or, leprechaun) stuff and tossing candy to kids walking by. I was like friggen Mickey mouse in the suit at disneyland. THe kids would not leave me alone! but the good thing is, since I was a salty pirate, I got to act like Dane or Milkman and rip the kids a new one if they got out of line. LOL! Some kid rolled up dressed normally and carrying a skateboard. He says "I'm a skateboarder" I yelled at him and between the ARRRGs and the SHIVER ME TIMBERs I told him to move the fock on and no candy for him cuz his costume sucked. Then there was the two kids dressed in white sheets tattered wrapped around them "TISSUES!" I said. They said they were ghosts. I replied "No! Your mom hit up the white sale at J C Penney and you are tissues, right?!" the mom was right there too and she laughed hard. I did have a moment where the entire first grade class surrounded me and tried to rip off my costume like Steve Martin in Parenthood. I seriously got scared adn panicked yelling ' KIDS! MELLOW! SERIOUSLY! BACK OFF!" That was not rad. Oh yeah, bonus points: moms are all looking at you kinda milfy because of Jack Sparrow. a good feeling. NIGHT NIGHT!
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10-30-2009, 11:14 PM	#2
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2389601	dang! I just read this post and it seems like something Simply Red would post. Sorry, everyone.
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Psyko Tek special teams Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mesa AZ Casino cash: $10015665	my costume pulled no puss, even lost at the company costume party to a chick inna PIRATE costume she bought at party city but I'm not bitter __________________ Psyko Tek The keyboard has been drinking,
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