Funny Stuff why PIRATE is the best costume EVARRRRRR!!!! - Page 2

**TinyEvel** · 10-30-2009, 11:12 PM

I Just got back from "Trunk or Treat" at our school.

Basically, this is where parents park their cars in the lot and decorate them and the whole damn school trick or treats along the rows of cars.

Now, not sure if this is because the kids don't get enough candy on Halloween or what but we bought into it hook line and sinker.

I drove my 72 VW camper van and outfitted it with painted cardboard and a "mast" and pirate sail. it was a pirate ship and I had a pirate costume complete with wig and eyepatch.

THe poptop was tattered so I ripped it away and stood up there yelling crazy pirate (or, leprechaun) stuff and tossing candy to kids walking by.

I was like friggen Mickey mouse in the suit at disneyland. THe kids would not leave me alone! but the good thing is, since I was a salty pirate, I got to act like Dane or Milkman and rip the kids a new one if they got out of line. LOL!

Some kid rolled up dressed normally and carrying a skateboard. He says "I'm a skateboarder" I yelled at him and between the ARRRGs and the SHIVER ME TIMBERs I told him to move the fock on and no candy for him cuz his costume sucked.
Then there was the two kids dressed in white sheets tattered wrapped around them "TISSUES!" I said. They said they were ghosts. I replied "No! Your mom hit up the white sale at J C Penney and you are tissues, right?!"
the mom was right there too and she laughed hard.

I did have a moment where the entire first grade class surrounded me and tried to rip off my costume like Steve Martin in Parenthood. I seriously got scared adn panicked yelling ' KIDS! MELLOW! SERIOUSLY! BACK OFF!"
That was not rad.
Oh yeah, bonus points: moms are all looking at you kinda milfy because of Jack Sparrow. a good feeling.

NIGHT NIGHT!

Demonpenz · 10-31-2009, 09:17 AM

I'm from st joe so I don't really dress up

stevieray · 10-31-2009, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I'm from st joe so I don't really dress up

unabomber?

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I know. My wife had the camera and spent the whole time walking around talking to other parents. Lots of people were taking pics. Maybe they'll email me some.

Your wife should have gone as a pirate wench. Everybody loves a pirate wench.

Pants · 10-31-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I'm from st joe so I don't really dress up

Nice beard, penz. I know what you're going as!

JohninGpt · 10-31-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ

Trunk or treat is cool, halloween is cool, having fun at your kid's school is cool and first grade moms are hot.....well. sometimes. Mine is. But truly, pics would have been in order.

Your sentence structure is outstanding for a 1st grader. Please send pics of your Mom.

**Skip Towne** · 10-31-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I'm from st joe so I don't really dress up

Is this you or Snugga?

stevieray · 10-31-2009, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Your wife should have gone as a pirate wench. Everybody loves a pirate wench.

...that's what my wife is gonna be tonight...

hehehe

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

...that's what my wife is gonna be tonight...

hehehe

Be sure to bring your camera. Everybody loves photos of pirate wenches.

stevieray · 10-31-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Be sure to bring your camera. Everybody loves photos of pirate wenches.

Deberg_1990 · 10-31-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I'm from st joe so I don't really dress up

I see your dressing as a pedophile this year.

**TinyEvel** · 10-31-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Your wife should have gone as a pirate wench. Everybody loves a pirate wench.

A few years back I was injured Evel and she was my nurse. I had a rolling I.V. and everything. It was awesome (I made both the costumes)

RJ · 10-31-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt

Your sentence structure is outstanding for a 1st grader. Please send pics of your Mom.

Hey, I might be a 1st grader, but that doesn't mean I'm dumb enough to post a picture of my mom in this place.

KC Jones · 10-31-2009, 10:13 AM

First thing that flashed through my mind when SR posted his 'costumes for pulling tail' thread was pirate. Today I'd look too much like the old fat first mate.

teedubya · 10-31-2009, 10:17 AM

I bet you pulled some hot puss, right? Right? Oh, well... if you DIDN'T then this is JUST LIKE a Simply Red thread.

**cabletech94** · 10-31-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

my costume
pulled no puss,
even lost at the company costume party to a chick inna PIRATE costume she bought at party city

but I'm not bitter

Massive headwound Harry REP!!

10-30-2009, 11:12 PM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2389601	why PIRATE is the best costume EVARRRRRR!!!! I Just got back from "Trunk or Treat" at our school. Basically, this is where parents park their cars in the lot and decorate them and the whole damn school trick or treats along the rows of cars. Now, not sure if this is because the kids don't get enough candy on Halloween or what but we bought into it hook line and sinker. I drove my 72 VW camper van and outfitted it with painted cardboard and a "mast" and pirate sail. it was a pirate ship and I had a pirate costume complete with wig and eyepatch. THe poptop was tattered so I ripped it away and stood up there yelling crazy pirate (or, leprechaun) stuff and tossing candy to kids walking by. I was like friggen Mickey mouse in the suit at disneyland. THe kids would not leave me alone! but the good thing is, since I was a salty pirate, I got to act like Dane or Milkman and rip the kids a new one if they got out of line. LOL! Some kid rolled up dressed normally and carrying a skateboard. He says "I'm a skateboarder" I yelled at him and between the ARRRGs and the SHIVER ME TIMBERs I told him to move the fock on and no candy for him cuz his costume sucked. Then there was the two kids dressed in white sheets tattered wrapped around them "TISSUES!" I said. They said they were ghosts. I replied "No! Your mom hit up the white sale at J C Penney and you are tissues, right?!" the mom was right there too and she laughed hard. I did have a moment where the entire first grade class surrounded me and tried to rip off my costume like Steve Martin in Parenthood. I seriously got scared adn panicked yelling ' KIDS! MELLOW! SERIOUSLY! BACK OFF!" That was not rad. Oh yeah, bonus points: moms are all looking at you kinda milfy because of Jack Sparrow. a good feeling. NIGHT NIGHT!
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10-31-2009, 09:17 AM	#16
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10-31-2009, 10:13 AM	#28
KC Jones Genious Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $10012761	First thing that flashed through my mind when SR posted his 'costumes for pulling tail' thread was pirate. Today I'd look too much like the old fat first mate. Last edited by KC Jones; 10-31-2009 at 10:20 AM..
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10-31-2009, 10:17 AM	#29
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	I bet you pulled some hot puss, right? Right? Oh, well... if you DIDN'T then this is JUST LIKE a Simply Red thread.
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