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Fritz88 · 11-13-2009, 03:20 PM

I am not sure if you'd call this a prank but one time we were in this huge mall. I was in the second floor overseeing people eating at the dinning area.

They were having a live broadcast of some sort. The bald TV dude had the mic on him and he was interviewing this chick. He was perfectly positioned below and I decided I'd bless his bald head with some of my mouthly juice. I sucked everything I had in my nostrils and I slowly unleashed a spit then ran away.

My cousin was watching from the other side and he said that it landed right on his forhead, splashed some on the chick's face and they had to cut the broadcasting. The first thing the TV guy did was move his hands against his head and smell the liquid that hit him from nowhere.

I did some shopping then left the mall.

I did this a long time ago and I was young. It was funny while it lasted but I would not do it again if had the chance to.

One time I locked my two younger bros inside a huge bag and kept whipping them for 15 minutes until they stopped screaming. I left them there and went playing Atari 2500. When my mom came she asked "where are you bros" I replied casually "in the bag". She screamed and ran to them, unzipped the bad and found them literally pissing their pants.

share your stories..

seclark · 11-13-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Damn son, and i thought i had problems w/ babyoil when i used half a bottle to slick my hairback like a greaser at 8.

i about broke my back, busted the glass shower door.
as i lay there groaning, i could hear 6 teenage boys running out of the house.

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Dayze · 11-13-2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by blaise

When I was in college we did this one (it needs to be done in winter, in freezing temperatures): We took a tray from the dining hall and, after dark, took it outside, sat it in the snow and urinated in it. Then we went inside for a few hours. We went back outside and got it, the pee was now frozen solid. We took it upstairs, popped it out, and slid it under these two dudes’ door. The doors in our dorm had a large gap at the bottom. During the night the urine melts and leaves a puddle on the floor. Both guys know they’re not the one that did it, and they’re sure it’s the other guy.

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KCUnited · 11-13-2009, 04:01 PM

My roommate finally emptied the cat box out with months of shit in it. He put it in a plastic grocery sack and he stuffed behind the bench seat of my buddy's Toyota truck. About a month later (we both had forgotten about it because nothing was ever said about it) we were out at the lake and dropped some intense LSD. We're losing our minds and as it starts to get dark we go looking for a flashlight. My buddy pulls his seat up and is fishing around behind the seat for a flashlight in the dark. He pulls out this bag of shit and is feeling all over it to try and figure out what it is. Simultaneously, my roommate and I realize what it is and die laughing. Sent my buddy into a bad trip and the night spiraled down from there with police and hospitals and shit.

MOhillbilly · 11-13-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i about broke my back, busted the glass shower door.
as i lay there groaning, i could hear 6 teenage boys running out of the house.

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I'll be your dog.

The Rick · 11-13-2009, 04:05 PM

I've only known about these pranks...I haven't been the instigator or anything:

One guy has pulled a couple of harmless, but fun pranks on another guy here at our office. The first was this device called the Annoy-a-tron. Basically, it's this little device (not much bigger than a quarter) you hide in someone's office that emits a random, high pitched tone. Everything is random...how often, the tone, the length of the tone, etc. Drove the guy insane as he tried to figure out what it was and where it was coming from.

The other prank involved a little USB device that was plugged in to the back of the same guy's computer. It did all sorts of random stuff as well. Like the mouse pointer would start jumping around randomly, or it would randomly turn the keyboard's caps lock key on, stuff like that.

Like I said, harmless stuff, but funny nonetheless.

Dayze · 11-13-2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rick

I've only known about these pranks...I haven't been the instigator or anything:

One guy has pulled a couple of harmless, but fun pranks on another guy here at our office. The first was this device called the Annoy-a-tron. Basically, it's this little device (not much bigger than a quarter) you hide in someone's office that emits a random, high pitched tone. Everything is random...how often, the tone, the length of the tone, etc. Drove the guy insane as he tried to figure out what it was and where it was coming from.

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This.............is awesome.

OmegaRed · 11-13-2009, 04:18 PM

I wasn't a part of this prank but I'ts the worst one I've ever heard of and thought it needed to be told.
A guy I used to work with (we'll call John) told me that he and some friends of his went on an overnight hike/fishing trip. One of the guys fell asleep early (we'll call Fred) so John went to the cooler and pulled out an oscar meyer wiener. Then he kneeled over Fred's head and pulled out his own wiener. He stuck the oscar meyer one into Fred's mouth and moved it in and out until he woke up. When he did wake, John threw the oscar meyer away so all the friend could see was John kneeling over him with his junk hanging out and this strange feeling around his mouth. Fred was off the ground and chasing John and threatning his life when all the other guys stopped him and told him the truth. John believes to this day that if Fred would have had a gun, he would have died that day.

Dayze · 11-13-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRed

I wasn't a part of this prank but I'ts the worst one I've ever heard of and thought it needed to be told.
A guy I used to work with (we'll call John) told me that he and some friends of his went on an overnight hike/fishing trip. One of the guys fell asleep early (we'll call Fred) so John went to the cooler and pulled out an oscar meyer wiener. Then he kneeled over Fred's head and pulled out his own wiener. He stuck the oscar meyer one into Fred's mouth and moved it in and out until he woke up. When he did wake, John threw the oscar meyer away so all the friend could see was John kneeling over him with his junk hanging out and this strange feeling around his mouth. Fred was off the ground and chasing John and threatning his life when all the other guys stopped him and told him the truth. John believes to this day that if Fred would have had a gun, he would have died that day.

phisherman · 11-13-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

While in college at CMSU, our rival fraternity had just won some award. At CMSU, most of the frats were located in a big octagon building with a cafeteria in the center. We sent them several boxes of donuts with the note, "Congratulations on your award, blah blah blah, the ladies of the cafeteria."

Two days later we sent them anonymous Polaroids of the same donuts hanging off of our dicks and a note saying, "hope you guys enjoyed the donuts!"

sig eps? lambda chis?

**TrebMaxx** · 11-13-2009, 04:24 PM

When I was in my early teens we lived at Ft. Leonard Wood. It was summer and a few of my friends and I snuck out out of our houses in the middle of the night and met up to raise a little hell. We ended up on this cliff that over looked the housing area. One of my buds had a wrist rocket slingshot and on the top of this cliff where we were, there was a bunch of crab apple trees. So 3:00 AM + abundant supply of crab apples + wrist rocket = pure comedy. We started chucking these apples with that slingshot, and damn they would go far with that wrist rocket plus us being up on such high ground. The apples would make one hell of a thud when they hit the rooftops. Soon lights were coming on in the houses, people were yelling out there doors. We would stop for about 20 minutes and start another volley. Eventually we noticed multiple MP cars driving around flashing their spots in between the houses. I took aim at one and bam, right on the hood. That MP got out and was yelling for whoever did that to come out. Hell he wasn't even facing our direction. We were rolling with laughter at this point. We chucked a few more volleys and stopped as it was getting light out. The next night at dinner my dad who was a Major at the time was telling the family how his commander had left early that day because some punks kept him up all night.

Jordan · 11-13-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

While in college at CMSU, our rival fraternity had just won some award. At CMSU, most of the frats were located in a big octagon building with a cafeteria in the center. We sent them several boxes of donuts with the note, "Congratulations on your award, blah blah blah, the ladies of the cafeteria."

Two days later we sent them anonymous Polaroids of the same donuts hanging off of our dicks and a note saying, "hope you guys enjoyed the donuts!"

Van Wilder...without the creamy filling.

CoMoChief · 11-13-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Goldmember

While in college at CMSU, our rival fraternity had just won some award. At CMSU, most of the frats were located in a big octagon building with a cafeteria in the center. We sent them several boxes of donuts with the note, "Congratulations on your award, blah blah blah, the ladies of the cafeteria."

Two days later we sent them anonymous Polaroids of the same donuts hanging off of our dicks and a note saying, "hope you guys enjoyed the donuts!"

Pretty much the Van Wilder prank.

**Dartgod** · 11-13-2009, 04:28 PM

I once ran a jumper wire between the right turn signal and horn of a co-worker's car (he HAD to turn right to leave our parking lot). It was hilarious when he flipped on that signal...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...

The best part was when he was going to make a Ralph at the next intersection, he flipped it on again...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...

CoMoChief · 11-13-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I once ran a jumper wire between the right turn signal and horn of a co-worker's car (he HAD to turn right to leave our parking lot). It was hilarious when he flipped on that signal...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...

The best part was when he was going to make a Ralph at the next intersection, he flipped it on again...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...

MOhillbilly · 11-13-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I once ran a jumper wire between the right turn signal and horn of a co-worker's car (he HAD to turn right to leave our parking lot). It was hilarious when he flipped on that signal...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...

The best part was when he was going to make a Ralph at the next intersection, he flipped it on again...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK...

hahaha! Nice.

11-13-2009, 03:20 PM
Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8835943	What's the craziest prank you've ever been a part of? I am not sure if you'd call this a prank but one time we were in this huge mall. I was in the second floor overseeing people eating at the dinning area. They were having a live broadcast of some sort. The bald TV dude had the mic on him and he was interviewing this chick. He was perfectly positioned below and I decided I'd bless his bald head with some of my mouthly juice. I sucked everything I had in my nostrils and I slowly unleashed a spit then ran away. My cousin was watching from the other side and he said that it landed right on his forhead, splashed some on the chick's face and they had to cut the broadcasting. The first thing the TV guy did was move his hands against his head and smell the liquid that hit him from nowhere. I did some shopping then left the mall. I did this a long time ago and I was young. It was funny while it lasted but I would not do it again if had the chance to. One time I locked my two younger bros inside a huge bag and kept whipping them for 15 minutes until they stopped screaming. I left them there and went playing Atari 2500. When my mom came she asked "where are you bros" I replied casually "in the bag". She screamed and ran to them, unzipped the bad and found them literally pissing their pants. share your stories..
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11-13-2009, 04:01 PM	#18
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $1918244	My roommate finally emptied the cat box out with months of shit in it. He put it in a plastic grocery sack and he stuffed behind the bench seat of my buddy's Toyota truck. About a month later (we both had forgotten about it because nothing was ever said about it) we were out at the lake and dropped some intense LSD. We're losing our minds and as it starts to get dark we go looking for a flashlight. My buddy pulls his seat up and is fishing around behind the seat for a flashlight in the dark. He pulls out this bag of shit and is feeling all over it to try and figure out what it is. Simultaneously, my roommate and I realize what it is and die laughing. Sent my buddy into a bad trip and the night spiraled down from there with police and hospitals and shit.
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11-13-2009, 04:05 PM	#20
The Rick Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Milwaukee, WI Casino cash: $7581320	I've only known about these pranks...I haven't been the instigator or anything: One guy has pulled a couple of harmless, but fun pranks on another guy here at our office. The first was this device called the Annoy-a-tron. Basically, it's this little device (not much bigger than a quarter) you hide in someone's office that emits a random, high pitched tone. Everything is random...how often, the tone, the length of the tone, etc. Drove the guy insane as he tried to figure out what it was and where it was coming from. The other prank involved a little USB device that was plugged in to the back of the same guy's computer. It did all sorts of random stuff as well. Like the mouse pointer would start jumping around randomly, or it would randomly turn the keyboard's caps lock key on, stuff like that. Like I said, harmless stuff, but funny nonetheless.
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11-13-2009, 04:18 PM	#22
OmegaRed Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $10005925	I wasn't a part of this prank but I'ts the worst one I've ever heard of and thought it needed to be told. A guy I used to work with (we'll call John) told me that he and some friends of his went on an overnight hike/fishing trip. One of the guys fell asleep early (we'll call Fred) so John went to the cooler and pulled out an oscar meyer wiener. Then he kneeled over Fred's head and pulled out his own wiener. He stuck the oscar meyer one into Fred's mouth and moved it in and out until he woke up. When he did wake, John threw the oscar meyer away so all the friend could see was John kneeling over him with his junk hanging out and this strange feeling around his mouth. Fred was off the ground and chasing John and threatning his life when all the other guys stopped him and told him the truth. John believes to this day that if Fred would have had a gun, he would have died that day.
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11-13-2009, 04:24 PM	#25
TrebMaxx Supporter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Peoples Republic of CoMo Casino cash: $1107252	When I was in my early teens we lived at Ft. Leonard Wood. It was summer and a few of my friends and I snuck out out of our houses in the middle of the night and met up to raise a little hell. We ended up on this cliff that over looked the housing area. One of my buds had a wrist rocket slingshot and on the top of this cliff where we were, there was a bunch of crab apple trees. So 3:00 AM + abundant supply of crab apples + wrist rocket = pure comedy. We started chucking these apples with that slingshot, and damn they would go far with that wrist rocket plus us being up on such high ground. The apples would make one hell of a thud when they hit the rooftops. Soon lights were coming on in the houses, people were yelling out there doors. We would stop for about 20 minutes and start another volley. Eventually we noticed multiple MP cars driving around flashing their spots in between the houses. I took aim at one and bam, right on the hood. That MP got out and was yelling for whoever did that to come out. Hell he wasn't even facing our direction. We were rolling with laughter at this point. We chucked a few more volleys and stopped as it was getting light out. The next night at dinner my dad who was a Major at the time was telling the family how his commander had left early that day because some punks kept him up all night.
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11-13-2009, 04:28 PM	#28
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $7050000	I once ran a jumper wire between the right turn signal and horn of a co-worker's car (he HAD to turn right to leave our parking lot). It was hilarious when he flipped on that signal...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK... The best part was when he was going to make a Ralph at the next intersection, he flipped it on again...HONK...HONK...HONK...HONK... __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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