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Hate licking envelopes? Not any more!
I present to you....
Bacon flavored envelope adhesive! Quote:
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11-20-2009, 01:57 PM | #2 |
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A small piece of sponge and a small glass of water works pretty damn well too if you're doing bulk.
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11-20-2009, 02:00 PM | #3 |
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Got a Pit Bull problem in your neighborhood?
Soak up some bacon grease in a sponge and throw it over the fence where the Pit Bull lives. No more Pit Bulls. |
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11-20-2009, 02:04 PM | #4 |
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i had to google why you would want to send mail. I haven't sent mail for a decade
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11-20-2009, 02:05 PM | #5 |
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never understood people's obsession with bacon
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11-20-2009, 02:06 PM | #6 |
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$6.99 for a pack of 25?
i'll just stick my Christmas cards in between a couple crisp slices of real bacon, thanks. sec
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11-20-2009, 02:07 PM | #7 |
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Because now it tastes like BACON!
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11-20-2009, 02:08 PM | #8 |
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It is about time. I have wondered for years why we don't have better flavored envelopes. Of course nowadays we need scratch and sniff e-mail I suppose.
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11-20-2009, 02:29 PM | #9 |
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11-20-2009, 02:32 PM | #10 |
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This product is offensive to Muslims.
I'm glad I don't work there.... |
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11-20-2009, 02:37 PM | #11 |
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You'd think the mailman's union would strongly oppose this. So now the mailman has to walk past dogs while smelling like bacon?
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11-20-2009, 02:38 PM | #12 |
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After the Bacon Explosion, nothing "bacon related" really shocks me anymore.
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11-20-2009, 02:57 PM | #14 |
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Oooooo! Good point! I could see a sudden increase of dog attacking mailman incidents if this idea takes off.
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11-20-2009, 02:59 PM | #15 |
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Given the dog-mailman connection, is this actually part of a nefarious terrorist plot to stop the mail and keep us from getting our CapitolOne ads and Crate & Barrel catalogs, thus grinding the economy to a halt? The fact that they're using bacon is likely a clue that they're trying to destroy us via the very things that they find unholy about our culture.
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