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I would the whole thing! |
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22 | 47.83% |
I would part of the thing |
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5 | 10.87% |
I would none of the thing |
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6 | 13.04% |
I'd think about it, and eventually give in to curiosity |
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6 | 13.04% |
I'd think about it, but never do it |
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4 | 8.70% |
My back hurts from trying |
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8 | 17.39% |
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I'd never leave the ****ing house.
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Eat/Sleep/Procrastinate/Repeat
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Hell yeah.
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World's Best Boss
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I think the male race would have long been wiped out long ago due to universal sleep depravation.
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Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
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The entire damn species would die out.
Just exactly what the hell purpose would women serve at that point?
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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It does reach, and yes, I do.
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from the very deep south.
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia.
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meh. it wouldnt be the same. Nothing like showing yourself that you're the boss by shooting one down your own throat
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Having morning breath is bad enough, I cant imagine what dick breath would be like...
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#9 |
One with the Force
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Name one man who masturbates who says they wouldn't do this, and I'll show you one man who is a bold-faced liar. Its really no different than jerking off, except it seems freakier cause we can't do it. But if guys around the world were capable of it, it would just be the accepted norm that you did this to masturbate, and there wouldn't be an issue with it whatsoever.
I do believe there are some guys who don't jerk it, though. I'm thinking those Shaolin Monks don't, which is why they can do what they do. ![]() BTW just because you would suck yourself off doesn't mean you'd have to drink your jizzle. That's totally separate! |
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The great thing about it is, you'd know damn well when to pull out and you don't have to worry about 5 lbs of hand pressure on the back of your head... If you have to worry about dick breath well that's just your own fault. Go find a bottle of Scope and work on your timing.
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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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I was talking about replacing shingles on the roof with a new ladder....
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#13 |
For The Glory Of The City
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#14 |
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Earth
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LOL this is hilarious!!
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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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