What time is too early to start drinking ?

[DumbHillbillies]

I started at 11:00 am, vodka + pepsi and smoking cigars. Really just bored out of my mind and the GF is out of town so I thought I do some things that she would normally nag me over. What's the earliest you guys start drinking and what do you do when your significant other is out of town ?

[DumbHillbillies]

Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs

That's almost as weird sounding as the scotch & milk that a buddy of mine used to drink.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sounds yummy right about now.

[L.A. Chieffan]

dude, go the liquor store and get some oj or cranberry. ull thank me later.

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by DumbHillbillies

. I know they are the only liquor and mix I have in the house. I knew I was going to get shit for that. It's not too bad, though.

Well, you might as well hand over your man card.

Your only excuse should be that you have low quality vodka on you. High quality vodka should be placed on the rocks. Low quality shit goes with whatever you want to mix it with.

BTW, if that's all you have on you, you're not going to get very far. If you're starting your drinking early, you need lots of liquor and beer. A bottle of cheap vodka and a liter of Pepsi is like trying to get an elephant drunk.

[CosmicPal]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

dude, go the liquor store and get some oj or cranberry. ull thank me later.

Sounds like he needs more liquor too.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Originally Posted by DumbHillbillies

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sounds yummy right about now.

I refuse to even try it. Scotch is too good to waste on milk.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by "Bob" Dobbs

That's almost as weird sounding as the scotch & milk that a buddy of mine used to drink.

When I was in my teens my buddy and I got a hold of alot of rye. We used Kool Aid as a mixer. We would have been alot happier with Pepsi. Milk never occured to us...

["Bob" Dobbs]

RYE & KOOLAID??????????? I already feel sick.

[DumbHillbillies]

Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Well, you might as well hand over your man card.

Your only excuse should be that you have low quality vodka on you. High quality vodka should be placed on the rocks. Low quality shit goes with whatever you want to mix it with.

BTW, if that's all you have on you, you're not going to get very far. If you're starting your drinking early, you need lots of liquor and beer. A bottle of cheap vodka and a liter of Pepsi is like trying to get an elephant drunk.

You guessed it smirnoff (triple distilled ).

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by milkman

As the old saying goes, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The correct answer is probably never, but I've never had endurance while drinking. I usually have a hard time drinking for more than 6 hours, primarily because I have a hard time having fewer than 3 drinks an hour.

If it's in front of me, I drink it. I don't nurse drinks.

This.

Which is why I no longer drink when I play golf.

[Rain Man]

I was walking to work a couple of weeks ago, and went by a bar/restaurant that serves breakfast. Sitting in the seat near the window was a guy having a beer. At 7:30 in the morning. It might be time to start reflecting when you're drinking at 7:30 in the morning.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I was walking to work a couple of weeks ago, and went by a bar/restaurant that serves breakfast. Sitting in the seat near the window was a guy having a beer. At 7:30 in the morning. It might be time to start reflecting when you're drinking at 7:30 in the morning.

Maybe he works the night shift?

[Red Brooklyn]

Originally Posted by DumbHillbillies

Does she have any sisters ?

Indeed she does! But her sister is engaged. Sorry, man.

And don't listen to these guys.. Vodka and Pepsi is fine in a pinch. I've done it a million times. Granted, always with shitty vodka. The good stuff, I take straight up.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Exactly. I did graveyard shifts for years and would often have a beer or 10 starting at 6:01AM.

[RJ]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Maybe he works the night shift?

That's the bitch about that graveyard shift. It's hard to find a place to go out for a beer after. You can usually find some little dives that open at 6AM if there happens to be a factory nearby that runs 24/7. I don't know if any of those still exist.