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02-13-2010, 01:19 PM | #31 |
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Too much information but...
My friend and I were working at a Telemarketing job at the time. We drank the rye and kool-aid, so, I thought it would be a courtesy to call my parents to let them know I'd be staying at my friends house. (We'd been sitting all night and this was the first opportunity to get up and stretch my legs). My parents picked up the phone and I began to recite the pitch I used in my telemarketing job to them (Hi, this is...). Once finished, I said "Me no sleep home. Me sleep Tom's house." and promptly hung up the phone. Good times. |
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02-13-2010, 01:20 PM | #32 |
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
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Is that avatar of yours a picture of you walking to work?
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02-13-2010, 01:22 PM | #33 |
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BTW - I only told that story because I started drinking at 11:00
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02-13-2010, 01:33 PM | #34 | |
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Got up at 9AM poured an "Apple Jack", went to the shed for a puff, said **** it, i'm gonna get half ripped today before mass. (Special intentions today for my mom)
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02-13-2010, 01:35 PM | #35 |
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During the last World Cup we opened our first cases of beer around 7:30 AM. "Too Early" is all in your perception of things.
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02-13-2010, 01:35 PM | #36 | |
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02-13-2010, 01:38 PM | #37 |
He-Haw ! He-Haw !
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Apple Jack, please explain.
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02-13-2010, 01:40 PM | #38 |
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02-13-2010, 01:45 PM | #39 |
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The correct answer is: before you've sobered up from the last time you drank. Otherwise, you didn't start drinking, you're still drinking.
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02-13-2010, 01:46 PM | #40 |
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About 20 years I was on vacation in Fort Myers. After breakfast we decided to go down to the pool and I took along a book and a 6 pack cooler. It was only 10:00 but it was hot and a beer was sounding really good. I felt a little awkward but finally decided, wtf, I'm on vacation, so I grab a can and pop the top. Well, that sound was all it took. Apparently some of my fellow vacationers had the same idea and once they heard that familiar "pop a top" they all followed suit.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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02-13-2010, 01:52 PM | #42 |
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A good rule of thumb is to wait untill after you wake up.
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02-13-2010, 01:56 PM | #43 |
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02-13-2010, 01:57 PM | #44 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Employers would just require a 16 hour work day.
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