UFO's.. I'm a little less skeptical now !

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've never been a believer in UFO's but I must say Imay have witnessed one.

Last Saturday night as I left the farm and was headed to town I saw a bright light in the sky. It was just getting dark enough out that the first couple of stars were now visible. The light ,to describe it looked just like a headlight from an automobile. Same color and just a bright light. I was traveling west about 65 MPH and it was moving right along with me I'm guessing about 5 miles out. It was moving just a little faster than I was and then slowed down to where I was passing it. I really didn't think much of it. I just figured a chopper or something even though I've never remembered seeing that type of light on an aircraft.

So I focus back on the highway for a second and take a glance out the passenger side window. When I look back to the left looking for the light it was about a mile ahead of where I viewed it 10 seconds earlier. It just sat there and I caught back up to it. I thought jesus christ, that ain't right. All of the sudden that thing took off away from me at about a 45 degree angle and was gone. I watched it as it got farther and farther away the light grew smaller and dissapeared. This thing had to have gone 50 miles within 10 seconds. This was NOT a regular aircraft with a distorted view or something . This was SOMETHING! Military ? I don't know? There was no sound or vapor trail. I will remember this the rest of my life.

[joesomebody]

I don't believe in alien's and what not, but have seen some weird shit in the sky.

About 5 years ago while camping in Yellowstone national park, we were looking at the stars, drinking, and having a good time. All of a sudden, what looked like stars (stationary lights way the **** up in th sky) suddenly began to move, approached each other, circled each other about 6 times, and then shot off so fast that you couldn't really track them and disappeared. A friend and I both saw this, and described it in the same way.

Strange as hell and a bit scary.

[FAX]

I imagine that the Aliens are seeking contact with you, Mr. Hog Farmer. To, you know, pick your brain about the most efficient means of extracting semen from an uncooperative subject.

FAX

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by FAX

I imagine that the Aliens are seeking contact with you, Mr. Hog Farmer. To, you know, pick your brain about the most efficient means of extracting semen from an uncooperative subject.

FAX

If the aliens are hot, I could teach them about the most efficient means for extracting semen from a, you know, cooperative subject.

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by joesomebody

I don't believe in alien's and what not, but have seen some weird shit in the sky.

About 5 years ago while camping in Yellowstone national park, we were looking at the stars, drinking, and having a good time. All of a sudden, what looked like stars (stationary lights way the **** up in th sky) suddenly began to move, approached each other, circled each other about 6 times, and then shot off so fast that you couldn't really track them and disappeared. A friend and I both saw this, and described it in the same way.

Strange as hell and a bit scary.

There's actually been quite a few encounters or observations similar to this...as in stationary lights suddenly moving and flying in all sorts of weird patterns.

Interesting.

[Over-Head]

Here's the one thing I can't understand,
why is it that "Hollywood" always portrays "alians" (for the most part) to be big headded little body people who travel a gazillion light years to shove a probe up an earthlings azz?

[Pants]

[boogblaster]

Hog Farmer has seen the hog-breedin' alien .. some call them hillbilly ....

[Fish]

Originally Posted by petegz28

The "mutilated" animals are a very, very interesting topic. The precision of the injuries really negates the word "mutilated". Blood pumped from the animals? Precise removal of organs. Cauterized incisions. No animal is doing that to another animal. Either there are some poor scientists out there that are having to do this to animals to get materials for their research or something else we have no clue about is doing it. And I would think if it were indeed humans doing this there would be some trace evidence of their being there. Tire marks, footprints, etc, etc.

So the aliens are coming thousands of light years to secretly steal our beef now?

I can see it now... golden arches discovered just past Neptune...

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Here's the one thing I can't understand,
why is it that "Hollywood" always portrays "alians" (for the most part) to be big headded little body people who travel a gazillion light years to shove a probe up an earthlings azz?

Because we assume they're a lot more intelligent and developed than us to be able to travel through space. Since they're so advanced, it's probably safe to assume they haven't needed any sort of physical prowess to be able to survive for a long time so it's just evolution taking place.

[Crush]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Because we assume they're a lot more intelligent and developed than us to be able to travel through space. Since they're so advanced, it's probably safe to assume they haven't needed any sort of physical prowess to be able to survive for a long time so it's just evolution taking place.

Also, since the Zeta-Reticulans have infiltrated Hollywood, this is their way of letting us know that they know that we know that they know that we know.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Here's the one thing I can't understand,
why is it that "Hollywood" always portrays "alians" (for the most part) to be big headded little body people who travel a gazillion light years to shove a probe up an earthlings azz?

1) You can tell a lot about a species (or individual) by its feces.

2) As a society evolves brains become more important than braun.

3) NY to LA is a huge distance and problem to travel on foot but much less if you fly...

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Crush

Also, since the Zeta-Reticulans have infiltrated Hollywood, this is their way of letting us know that they know that we know that they know that we know.

Wow.

The Jews will be pissed...

[petegz28]

Originally Posted by KC Fish

So the aliens are coming thousands of light years to secretly steal our beef now?

I can see it now... golden arches discovered just past Neptune...

Beef? Pay attention. They are leaving most of the animal intact. Whoever is doing this is draining the blood and removing organs. Nothing else. Very little if any meat is gone. And what does seem to be gone seems to be done after the fact by scavengers.

[Donger]

Area 51 doesn't exist.

Neither do the Janet aircraft.

So, stop talking about it.

[petegz28]