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07-07-2010, 09:35 AM | #2 |
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I was jacking off in a friends bathroom when I looked over and saw a peephole right across from me.
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07-07-2010, 09:36 AM | #3 |
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So, you did or didn't finish the job? No offense, but I hate quitters........
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07-07-2010, 09:40 AM | #4 |
You think you can get by this?
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It would appear that I've had sex with Fairplay, so I'm gonna have to go with that.
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07-07-2010, 09:42 AM | #5 | |
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You will be proud of me I'm not a quitter. When I discovered the peep hole I was only seconds from unloading. I decided to point and unload at said hole with the eye peaking out. Someone got a load right on their eyeball, makes me laugh when I recall the story. |
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07-07-2010, 09:44 AM | #6 |
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07-07-2010, 09:48 AM | #7 | |
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Seriously though, I was on the rebound from my first girlfriend with some tramp I met online. We didn't go on the conventional "date" we had scheduled. After I picked her up, we both agreed in going back to my apartment and got down to business. Eventually, while doing her doggy style, I was pounding her so hard and fast that I slipped out of her vagina and right into her ass. Personally, I was too busy on the job to tell the difference but then, she looked back and said "So, you like it there, huh?". I was confused, looked down and still recall the horrendous smell of shit that wafted up to my nostrils. I had her jerk me off after that and then 10 minutes later, brought her back home. I'm sure many have had much MUCH worse, but that's probably my "worst". |
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07-07-2010, 09:48 AM | #8 |
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yeah, ass, I haven't been able to see straight since
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07-07-2010, 09:51 AM | #9 |
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So, it's fair to say, you pulled it out, and dotted the eye?
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07-07-2010, 09:52 AM | #10 |
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The worst.......Has to be the time I hit this chick that had clearly been banging big,giant, anaconda dick muthafuggas.Felt like dropping a hotdog into a 60 gallon drum!.
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07-07-2010, 09:53 AM | #12 |
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07-07-2010, 09:56 AM | #13 | |
You think you can get by this?
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07-07-2010, 09:57 AM | #14 |
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07-07-2010, 09:58 AM | #15 |
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the worst time I ever had was when my dad was talking to my boyfriend about his military adventures and we were on the couch with a blanket on our laps and I jerked him off with my hand. Seriously, worst time ever....I felt absolutely nothing.
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