Ladies, do you need a job?

[Renegade]

It appears as if there is a shortage of strippers in Dallas for next week's game. Several places are looking to hire and paying big $$$. I guess Jerry didn't plan very well.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/D...owl-XLV-012711

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

But if enough people want to hear the tale, it is a pretty good one. Anybody?

Yeah, you can't leave us hanging like that!

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

Nice

150 for 10 minutes huh? You should have asked him if that was dollars, or pesos.

[PunkinDrublic]

You know what the worst part of getting a bad lap dance is? Feeling the baby kick.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

You know what the worst part of getting a bad lap dance? Feeling the baby kick.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Originally Posted by Bwana

Nice

150 for 10 minutes huh? You should have asked him if that was dollars, or pesos.

He said dollars. Ay, caramba!

[cardken]

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

$150.00 in Mexico that is Vegas price, Retail. Mexico in Tijuana it's 30 mins for $65-00-$80.00 depending on your negotiation skills. $150.00? Tisk, Tisk.

[RedNFeisty]

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.

Wowzers! My favorite joint is still Sammy's in Destin, Florida!!

[WV]

Not sure about Dallas, but in Austin your free to feel up the merchandise, but they're not totally nude. The laws could be the same??

The small town I'm from is known all over the 4 state region because in WV the bars are open until 3 and there are somewhere around 6 totally nude strip joints in a 10 mile radius. People rent buses to come to the strip joints here.