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Old 05-12-2011, 12:21 PM  
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Penis Freckle.
WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:31 PM   #16
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:33 PM   #17
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:33 PM   #18
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:34 PM   #19
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:36 PM   #20
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:37 PM   #21
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:40 PM   #22
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Another Detoxing penis thread. Shocker.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:40 PM   #23
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:43 PM   #25
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:46 PM   #26
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could be worse. could have hair on your helmet/mushroom tip. just tell the ladies its a beauty mark.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:47 PM   #27
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:48 PM   #28
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Wrong. You made a thread just last week informing all of us you were getting ready to play with your pens. No judgment man, it's just clear you got cock on your mind a lot.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:48 PM   #29
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it might be a tick. had one on my bean bag once where my 3rd nut used to be.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:49 PM   #30
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Wrong. You made a thread just last week informing all of us you were getting ready to play with your pens. No judgment man, it's just clear you got cock on your mind a lot.
To be fair, that was my saying good bye for the day thread. But still a valid point.
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