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Take a Chill Pill
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Russian Woman Dies at her own funeral
Had to shorten the url because it offended the word filter. I guess the word bundle of sticks was in the original URL
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06-25-2011, 07:09 PM | #2 |
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
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I'd probably die of a heart attack too! I can't imagine the sheer horror of waking up in a coffin. Yikes.
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06-25-2011, 09:21 PM | #3 |
Stuff & Things
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My sister in law wakes up in a coffin every night and we've never had a problem... Well, except for that whole stalking small children and rats in order to drain them of their ****ing souls. I really dislike this. Bitch, btw.
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06-25-2011, 09:31 PM | #4 |
THE RED MENACE
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Where's your sense of adventure? You gotta do a wall hit in a graveyard sometime.
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06-25-2011, 09:41 PM | #5 |
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So she got scared because she woke up at her own funeral? What a pussy bitch.
And seriously, how bad can these doctors be to declare her dead when she's not? Isn't that easy to not mistake?
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06-25-2011, 09:42 PM | #6 |
Fish are scared of me
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Not a big deal . Happened to me three times.
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06-25-2011, 10:24 PM | #7 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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If you're going to die, there's no place more convenient to do it.
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06-25-2011, 10:27 PM | #8 |
#RIPAce
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Part of my job occasionally requires me to summon the mortuary upon death. It doesn't matter how many times I do it, this is my biggest fear.
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06-25-2011, 10:30 PM | #9 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Are you a hit man for the polite mafia?
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06-26-2011, 05:19 AM | #10 |
Boom, Boom , Crash
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Doesn't Abby on NCIS sleep in one now and then?
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06-26-2011, 07:42 AM | #11 |
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06-26-2011, 08:41 AM | #12 |
Kickin' it in Dobbstown.
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Do they not embalm people in Russia or wherever?
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06-26-2011, 09:13 AM | #13 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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I saw a movie about this once....
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06-26-2011, 11:51 AM | #14 |
Woman should only make babies
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I can't see attachments on my phone but I'm going to assume the movie is Howard The Duck
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