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Old 07-05-2011, 05:47 AM  
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What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:01 AM   #16
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"I'm not very good with women. In fact, I had to ask CP what opening line to use in order to trick you to go out with me. I am however, incredibly honest. Thats hard to find in a guy these days. Wanna go out"
If you aren't good with women this is a good crutch. You'll find out right away where you stand. Usually it's better to bring the kettle to a boil first with some witty word play, some innuendoes, and a little kino, but failing the skill to do any of that the direct approach is the next best.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:03 AM   #17
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Dave is prolly the last person you should listen to on this subject.
Dude I've forgotten more women than you ever dated, but nice try.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:03 AM   #18
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:04 AM   #19
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I offered her a Skittle and asked if she wanted to go to a baseball game and she said yes. It's a go so far!
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:06 AM   #20
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Dude I've forgotten more women than you ever dated, but nice try.


...says the guy who tucks in his sweater and rips on women who wouldn't give him the time of day.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:07 AM   #21
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I offered her a Skittle and asked if she wanted to go to a baseball game and she said yes. It's a go so far!
perfect..like Bwana said, low pressure is the key.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:08 AM   #22
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I offered her a Skittle and asked if she wanted to go to a baseball game and she said yes. It's a go so far!
That's Great Joe, but you still need to get her on the river swinging some flyline, to see if she is worth the time.

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Old 07-05-2011, 08:15 AM   #23
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That's Great Joe, but you still need to get her on the river swinging some flyline, to see if she is worth the time.

Thanks Hoss! I never claimed to be an expert on women and don't mind asking for input and guess whose taking out the brunette, not some of you jugemental ****s...me!

And she's smoking Bwana!
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...says the guy who tucks in his sweater and rips on women who wouldn't give him the time of day.
Says the guy who dresses up like dead people and goes out in public.
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What's an opening line for a hottie that's probably out of your league? I'm meeting a lady for the second time today and if I don't try to do something it will be one of those things that I'll be and old man sitting around and wondering "why"?

She's short brunette and kind of a tom boy and I'm kind of smitten.

Pretend your a Cisco Techie and meeting a short haired smoking hot brunette. I'm in good shape, full head of hair and athletic, why am I scared? Let's do this!

So what's a good opening line under the circumstances you cock smokes?
Say "Hi, I'm _____. What's your name?" Then just talk about stuff. If it's not meant to be it's not meant to be. You don't really need an opening line. Canned opening lines don't work. Just talk.
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Says the guy who dresses up like dead people and goes out in public.
...and the women LOVE it.

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I'm going to ask both Steve and Dave to cut the shit. If you guys want to be invited to the wedding stop it now. Both you guy are cool but acting poorly.

*slaps knuckles with a ruler*
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I'm going to ask both Steve and Dave to cut the shit. If you guys want to be invited to the wedding stop it now. Both you guy are cool but acting poorly.

*slaps knuckles with a ruler*
....just don't try too hard.

...good luck!
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