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RockChalk 61 76.25%
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Old 07-05-2011, 09:21 AM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 16: RockChalk vs. big nasty kcnut
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3 hand grenades

Backup bowie knife

Prep time: 80 seconds



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A flat plain, no trees for miles in any direction, during a raging violent thunderstorm

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Old 07-05-2011, 10:34 AM   #16
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I'm guessing with 9 seconds less prep time and only 14 feet the grenades become a moot point so it comes down to the knives.
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Old 07-05-2011, 10:46 AM   #17
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If it's a grassy plain I can't imagine the grenades are going to sink very far into the ground. Sorry Nut, but your ass is getting blown to pieces.
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Old 07-05-2011, 10:47 AM   #18
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If it's a grassy plain I can't imagine the grenades are going to sink very far into the ground. Sorry Nut, but your ass is getting blown to pieces.
Cook it off.

Air burst. ftw.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:05 AM   #19
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I'm going with Nut on this one.
As I suspected. All you nuts sticking together.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:08 AM   #20
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What it comes down to is how fast can they both run.

Nut will try to close the gap. Chalk will try to maximize the gap.

Which is easier on the run, cocking and loading a crossbow or throwing a grenade?

The slowest man loses.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:12 AM   #21
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What it comes down to is how fast can they both run.

Nut will try to close the gap. Chalk will try to maximize the gap.

Which is easier on the run, cocking and loading a crossbow or throwing a grenade?

The slowest man loses.
ummm, you know everyone on CP runs a 4sec 40 right?
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:34 AM   #22
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Nuts best bet would be to toss the crossbow at Rockchalk and close the 14 feet.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:36 AM   #23
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Nut charges rock Chalk when the rain is the hardest creating visibility problems. Knocking the rock chalk down pullin the pin on the last grenade he shoves it down chalks pants and runs off....never using but one arrow but the one he loaded. Victory to KCNUT!
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:38 AM   #24
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I like my chances whether he closes the gap or not. I'll just use the knife and save the 3 grenades for the next round.
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Old 07-05-2011, 11:41 AM   #25
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Rock chalks best bet is toss grenade #1 about 5 feet in front of him and backup so Nut can't close, then air toss the next grenade at 25 feet ex-Nut
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Old 07-05-2011, 12:05 PM   #26
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I think Rockchalk holds the cards. If Nut tries to load the crossbow, chuck a grenade. If Nut tries to increase distance, run after him and chuck a grenade. If Nut charges, drop a grenade and run like hell.
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Old 07-05-2011, 02:55 PM   #27
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If it's a grassy plain I can't imagine the grenades are going to sink very far into the ground. Sorry Nut, but your ass is getting blown to pieces.
So is RockChalk, he's less than five yards away from where he's throwing that grenade.
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:25 PM   #29
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I think if this fight (and thread) ends and kcnut misses it he'll kill a mother****er. Not sure if he'll use a crossbow.
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