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Old 07-06-2011, 09:08 PM  
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 24: Red 5 vs. dpg4zombie
Red 5:

Halberd

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 77 seconds

dpg4zombie:

Blow gun with 3 curare darts

Backup bowie knife

Time to prepare: 78 seconds



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A comedy club full of half-drunk people

Starting distance: 50 feet
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:10 PM   #2
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Red 5 gets shot with a dart while doing some star trek battle thing to show off.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:13 PM   #3
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This is a Halberd:



I've got plenty of cover to avoid the darts, and a long reach. I GOT THIS BITCHES!
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:13 PM   #4
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Blowguns are INCREDIBLY easy to shoot accurately... hitting a target as large as Sloth would be easy... especially in a comedy club full of seated patrons. I see no way that Sloth could get within the distance needed to use the halberd... which is NOT an easy weapon to wield.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:14 PM   #5
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I think a challenge for Red 5 is going to be a bunch of half-drunk guys jumping on him to be heroes. If a guy with a halberd is running through a comedy club trying to kill a guy with a blowgun, people will always assume the halberd guy is the bad guy.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:14 PM   #6
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Blowguns are INCREDIBLY easy to shoot accurately... hitting a target as large as Sloth would be easy... especially in a comedy club full of seated patrons. I see no way that Sloth could get within the distance needed to use the halberd... which is NOT an easy weapon to wield.
Since when am I a goddamn sloth?

All I have to do is wait for zombie to misfire on three darts.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:15 PM   #7
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Is teedubya performing at this comedy club? If so, the zombie guy will waste all his darts trying to shut him up.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:17 PM   #8
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Since when am I a goddamn sloth?

All I have to do is wait for zombie to misfire on three darts.


I'll bet you can shield yourself behind some group of women out on a bachelorette night.
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Since when am I a goddamn sloth?

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No.. not A sloth... SLOTH the reerun from Goonies.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:18 PM   #10
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Blowguns are INCREDIBLY easy to shoot accurately... hitting a target as large as Sloth would be easy... especially in a comedy club full of seated patrons. I see no way that Sloth could get within the distance needed to use the halberd... which is NOT an easy weapon to wield.
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Easy, Bouncer tackles Gochiefs because he enters the club with a big ass knife, dpg4zombie comes in while Gochiefs is being restrained and shoots the blowgun at his neck and leaves unoticed
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Sort of but more likely bouncer yells at gochiefs and his pisses down his leg. dpg4zombie laughs so hard gochiefs tackles him a stabs him accidentally~
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