Chiefs Story coming down about Haley? - Page 8

01:09 AM

Rumor?

Allegedly, Haley was at a bar recently and stuck his unwanted hand up the skirt of a young lady who slapped him. Then he pulls the "do you know who I am?" out.

According to the witness, cops are called and Haley is cuffed.

Pertinent parties have been interviewed by media. Story forthcoming. Or not.

Is Todd Haley part of the right 53? <- that part is a joke and is being explained for people who will take the comment too seriously. All other information in OP is serious.

KCrockaholic · 08-29-2011, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

There are limits. For example... Haley gets a speeding ticket for 120 on the highway. No biggie. I wouldn't, though, tolerate a head coach that beats his wife or abuses his kids. Or fondled random waitresses for that matter.

I agree, that's a bit different. And from the story it sounds more like he tried to make a move on a woman more than fondled anyone. If any of this story is true, I'm ok with it as long as it doesn't effect my team. But no, I wouldn't want a drug addict, or abuser to be the head coach.

**CrazyPhuD** · 08-29-2011, 12:58 AM

WTF are people getting arrested for anything now a days? Seriously who hasn't pulled the old center gag at a bar? You sneak up behind a girl put your hands between her legs and yell 'Hut Hut HIKE!'. It's an outstanding icebreaker and something that a girl is not likely to forget. Unlike most openings this is one that only rarely do you not see the chick later.

KCrockaholic · 08-29-2011, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mk19

See, that makes it interesting because we know that Coach Haley was recently at a concert with (at least) Brandon Flowers. It would make sense for them to have gone out to a bar that night. Not that I think any of this is true... just interesting at 2 in the morning.

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@FakeToddHaley
KC Chiefs
Yes, Lil Wayne was the Shidizzle. Don't regret going. Do regret the after party. Hope Ross deletes those pics. #lilwayne

Thought this was funny/fitting. From a fake Todd Haley account.

Titty Meat · 08-29-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If hoping that legitimate media members of this community will dig this story up to disprove or validate = stirring it up then I'm guilty as charged. Yes, I'm hesitant to post it. But it's not like the info came from Suzy crack whore. It's not like I fabricated it. Frankly, if anybody is going to fabricate something I'll bet they could do a better job. Shouldn't be too hard for a reporter who is paid to dig to find out if Haley was cuffed at this establishment.

Would seem like a career ender for whoever reports it.

crazycoffey · 08-29-2011, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

There are limits. For example... Haley gets a speeding ticket for 120 on the highway. No biggie. I wouldn't, though, tolerate a head coach that beats his wife or abuses his kids. Or fondled random waitresses for that matter.

She asked for it, anyone wearing short skirts is begging for that kind of attention.

**CrazyPhuD** · 08-29-2011, 01:01 AM

BTW if Haley gets jail time does that enhance his street cred and help him relate to his players better? For all we know this could jut be part of his plan to get Baldwin to listen to him.

08-29-2011, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

Would seem like a career ender for whoever reports it.

Well, it's not going to be a Chiefs beat reporter, that's for sure. Could also be a career enhancer for a reporter as well.

KCrockaholic · 08-29-2011, 01:07 AM

Don't ever start rumors at 1 in the morning again dammit. Now I wont go to sleep til 4.

KC Hawks · 08-29-2011, 01:44 AM

I blame Thomas Jones.

Discuss Thrower · 08-29-2011, 01:44 AM

If true, this will officially prove to me that the Chiefs have some sort of curse.

Psyko Tek · 08-29-2011, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsrGood

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**** the shut up "n00b"

BigRock · 08-29-2011, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Wasn't indicated, didn't ask. I was sitting in a restaurant eating dinner. Chiefs/Rams was being replayed. I jokingly offered to make a wager on the outcome of the game assuming she didn't know it was a replay of Friday night. Lady volunteered all the information to me. I didn't identify myself at all. She just put the story out there as her reason for not attending Chiefs games this year. She was there, happened to one of her friends right in front of her. Seemed too elaborate to be fabricated to me. But what do I know?

So this is all something a stranger (?) said to you umprompted?

08-29-2011, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRock

So this is all something a stranger (?) said to you umprompted?

I spoke to her about various things off and on while awaiting my food for about 20 minutes. I've seen her in this restaurant previously. I've spoken to her previously though just in passing. This was the first time we had what I would term "a conversation".

**Ming the Merciless** · 08-29-2011, 02:12 AM

This thread is ****ing stupid.

griZZly64 · 08-29-2011, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

If hoping that legitimate media members of this community will dig this story up to disprove or validate = stirring it up then I'm guilty as charged. Yes, I'm hesitant to post it. But it's not like the info came from Suzy crack whore. It's not like I fabricated it. Frankly, if anybody is going to fabricate something I'll bet they could do a better job. Shouldn't be too hard for a reporter who is paid to dig to find out if Haley was cuffed at this establishment.

I dunno if you have lived under a rock for too long but every woman is Suzy crack whore when you mix in a little alcohol.

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