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Scariest Most Frightening Encounter/Event/Situation
I was looking at the “Scariest Movie” thread and thought this was a logical addendum…
Now I know my entry here will certainly pale in comparison to others. I’ve had the crap scared outta me more than once, but I can’t think of a time in my life when I was truly more frightened than this….. We lived in this old house that had a frigging window above the bathtub…stupid. I’m taking a shower and hear this noise and immediately stop and listen. Nothing. Start washing again, hear the noise again. Stop and listen, hearts beating a little faster now. I’m a little creeped. I wait a good while. Nothing. Funny how you can convince yourself it’s all good. Slowly start washing again and hear that mother again. Heart beats up now for sure. Some kind of a moaning sound, like maybe an animal dying. I’m thinking maybe somethings in the back yard hurt or something since that stupid window is right next to me. So I yell down to my wife, “Hey where’s the cat?” She hollers back, “Right next to me.” OK great. Whatever. Haven’t heard anything else. Gonna finish this shower. Tentatively start washing again and listening closely. This time, I ain’t kidding you, it sounds like that sumbitch is right there in the stall. I damn near tore the shower curtain down busting out of there. My heart is freaking hammering now. I got soap all over me, I grab a towel and on the way downstairs I grab a broom. (stupid I know but better than nothing) My wife is in the back living room watching TV and I burst thru there to the back door and grab our bullmastiff, Tank, and shove him outside ahead of me. I push him around the corner of the house where the bathroom window is and there is nothing there. Nothing is in the yard. And that is so so bad because now there’s no readily available explanation. Can you dig that? I’m thinking WHAT THE ****! What am I supposed to do now!!? I KNOW I heard what I heard, and if it ain’t in the back yard….then it’s in the house. I run back inside and my wife is wide eyed asking what the hell. So I explained to her exactly what happened. She calmly asks, “What did it sound like?” So I do my best to mimic this horrid sound, it’s like….mwaaaaooooh… and she starts laughing. Understand that I am SERIOUSLY freaked out, to the point of, how the hell am I gonna sleep in this house tonight! So she starts laughing and I’m standing there covered in soap holding a towel around my waist with one hand and a broomstick in the other and I scream at her very very loudly “IT’S NOT FUNNY!!!!!” She says calm down I know what it is. I’m pissed and I’m scared and I follow her up to the bathroom and she reaches into the shower stall and pulls out this sonofabitching toy. It’s a Dory toy, from Finding Nemo. If you push down on the dorsal fin it would play her whale talk imitation that’s in the movie. And it sounds much like something hurt or dying. Relief just washed over me….like thank GOD my house ain’t haunted or some shit. If I was moving around, the water would roll off of an arm or something and hit that dorsal fin and fire up the sound. When I’d stop moving….nothing. It’s pretty funny in hindsight, but at the time it really scared the shit out of me to think that some unknown thing was in my house making that terrible sounding noise. For a few minutes there I really thought I was face to face with…..dum dum dum……the supernatural. |
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I once read this thread where the dude who wrote it didn't know how to hit the enter button. Completely freaked my shit out!
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Yes, it was a lame attempt to make fun of your story not having any paragraphs. And I thought the quoting served its purpose well.
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So your scariest, most frightening encounter ever was with a Dora toy?
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![]() but when I jumped outta that shower my blood was running pretty cold. when I came around the corner of that house and saw that nothing was there it turned to ice. I knew if it wasn't in the yard then it was, as I suspecting after hearing it that last time, in the freaking house! that sound is very unnatural and very uncool. I'm standing there in the back yard thinking, what the hell am I gonna do now!? the only explanation I could come up with at the time was the unexplanable.....something....gulp....supernatural. it really did scare the shit out of me.
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Watching a traffic accident, and coming within inches of getting tangled up in the same accident that would eventually claim a friends life, unfold right in front of me.
I dodged a flaming semi going one way, half a destroyed minivan spinning out the other way all the while watching a couple of my friends get ejected from their Jeep and go tumbling down the highway.
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Don't we have a thread for this kinda stuff already?
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I think I've already told my one and only "Scary" story on CP before. I thought I saw Satan when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure I did TBH. Or at least something that resembled him.
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Be careful what you wish for.
In 2002 there was a bull I'd been wanting to ride all year. At every rodeo, somebody else always got him and won good money or bucked off. He was around 2200 lbs and fit my riding style to a T. Plus, I never saw him go after any riders or bullfighters. I felt confident he'd be my ride of the year. Finally, I got him in Ft. Worth. I was jacked and ready to stick the sumbitch. In the chutes, he was being rough on me. Knocking my legs against the chutes, bucking and not standing straight for me. It should've been a hint he was having a shitty day. We blew out and I had a great ride. At the whistle I flew sideways about 15' in the air and landed funny. As I was getting up I saw he was on the prowl. He got a horn under my vest, ran my ribs through my lung and liver and launched me another 10 feet. Immediately, I knew I was in serious trouble and had to get to the fence for help. As I got up to run, I saw his head 5' feet away coming at me again at full speed. It flashed in my mind that I'm dying in Ft. Worth and haven't talked to my daughter in 3 days. Everything went quiet and calm...and turned yellow. WTF? Yellow? I thought you went to a bright white light when you died? At the last second, a bullfighter in yellow shorts and a yellow jersey jumped between us and saved my bacon. He took about 90% of the bulls impact. EMT's were all over me and loaded me in the amber lamps asap. I never got to thank the bullfighter. I'll never forget his name though! Deacon Jones...like the HOF football player. |
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Years ago when my kids were still young.
My two youngest were in their early teens staying at home by themselves while we were at work about 50 miles away. My son calls me. "Dad, Ryan hit the window, it broke and cut his arm." Me: "Ok, tell him to wash it off and put a band-aid on it" "You should see it dad, blood is squirting up and hitting the ceiling" I made that drive in about 25 minutes and had to replace my transmission the next day. I could literally feel my blood turn to ice. That plus the 3 different times that I got called to tell me one of my kids was in a rollover accident. (Latest was about 2 weeks ago - in my car....nobody hurt - whew)
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