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11-25-2011, 08:18 PM | #16 |
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Don't be surprised when you see a burning bag of squirrel poop on your porch.
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11-25-2011, 08:21 PM | #17 |
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Make him into a hat?
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11-25-2011, 08:59 PM | #18 |
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I once pegged a squirrel with a Fruit Wheat from 30 feet away, Mr. Rain Man.
Things haven't been the same between the squirrels and us since. FAX |
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11-25-2011, 08:59 PM | #19 |
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The squirrels are gunna call you cracker.
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11-25-2011, 09:05 PM | #20 |
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This really got me thinkin.
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11-25-2011, 09:08 PM | #21 |
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I had a band of squirrels eating my tomatoes a few years ago. Bought a pellet gun. A couple of dead ones later, I nailed one in the back. He jumped down and up onto a tree trunk, scurrying up by his front legs as I had turned him into a para. I felt bad, and took aim, nailing him in the shoulder. He frantically clung to the tree by one leg, so I had to shoot him again. he fell to the ground, and I had to put on in his brain. Felt really bad for the guy.
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11-25-2011, 09:17 PM | #24 |
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I'm afraid to leave the house. I see squirrels in the trees.
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11-25-2011, 09:17 PM | #25 |
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11-25-2011, 09:17 PM | #26 |
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Oh, don't get me wrong, I had no problem pegging the others and the subsequent ones....but a clean kill is one thing.
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11-25-2011, 09:25 PM | #27 |
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11-25-2011, 09:32 PM | #28 |
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Tree Rats are an interesting breed. Several are twitchy around people, they run in front of cars and chew on power lines...
I have one that actually comes to my front door and scratches it until I grab some unsalted peanuts in the shell and feed them to him. He'll actually take it out of my hand. He won't do that with anyone else in the neighborhood, (except for my wife and son). Posted via Mobile Device |
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