Spinoff: What has dog done for you?

[Fish]

I'd like to take a moment to thank Dog for retrieving those pheasant for me several weeks ago. And also for swimming out in the cold pond to bring me all those dove I shot.

However, Dog also chewed a hole in my good thermal socks while deer hunting last weekend. But I trust that it was likely to teach me a lesson about something or other.

All in all, praise Dog.