Nominations for the 2011 King of the N00bs are open

[Kyle DeLexus]

Originally Posted by FAX

I had a week and a half, you putrid slackers.

Back in my day, a N00b (sp?) had to post to survive. You disgusting, do-nothing pikers whine wike wittow girls.

I can't tell you the number of toilet paper and dead girl hit by train poems I had to write, you malingering lay-about, scrimshanking, penis holes.

FAX

I once killed a midget hooker because she wouldn't give me a customer appreciation day discount, and I still didn't win n00b of the year during my running.