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Old 02-22-2012, 08:15 PM  
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I work in property management, and I see some seriously bizarre shit from time to time in my line of work. This is top ten probably though.

Last Friday, I had a resident at one of my properties report that someone had tried to break in to their storage unit. The thieves were unable to get inside of the unit, but had damaged the lock, and the door. I don't know if they got scared off by something or what.

I asked the lady if she had called the police, and she said she had left them a message. I told her that I would send maintenance right over and have them make sure that her storage unit was secure.

Yesterday a police officer comes into my office, and asks what I know about the incident. I told him what I knew, and talked to him for a min. He, and I both thought the situation was very strange.

Today maintenance had to go back in the laundry room(which is where the storage lockers are) in the basement, for an unrelated issue. They brought me back this note that was attached to the storage locker door.

Keep in mind that this woman is 37 years old, and seemingly mentally competent.

Oh yeah... The smiley face at the bottom... It's smeared blood.



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Old 02-22-2012, 09:39 PM   #31
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I work in property management, and I see some seriously bizarre shit from time to time in my line of work. This is top ten probably though.

Last Friday, I had a resident at one of my properties report that someone had tried to break in to their storage unit. The thieves were unable to get inside of the unit, but had damaged the lock, and the door. I don't know if they got scared off by something or what.

I asked the lady if she had called the police, and she said she had left them a message. I told her that I would send maintenance right over and have them make sure that her storage unit was secure.

Yesterday a police officer comes into my office, and asks what I know about the incident. I told him what I knew, and talked to him for a min. He, and I both thought the situation was very strange.

Today maintenance had to go back in the laundry room(which is where the storage lockers are) in the basement, for an unrelated issue. They brought me back this note that was attached to the storage locker door.

Keep in mind that this woman is 37 years old, and seemingly mentally competent.

Oh yeah... The smiley face at the bottom... It's smeared blood.



This clearly wasn't where we live haha.
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:51 PM   #32
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:51 PM   #33
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:20 PM   #34
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This clearly wasn't where we live haha.
Heh, nope. Plenty of morons here though. You should come through to watch a game and have a beer sometime homes.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:23 PM   #35
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Ahhh...that's awesome. I started a maintenance job a little over a year ago and I've seen some crazy shit myself. Hell we had a homicide in one of our units last summer, that's always a treat. There's definitely an entertainment factor in that line of work.
I know man. The thing I just can't understand is the mindset of people that want to destroy the place that they live at. Inside, and outside. I can't even imagine what it would be like if some of these slobs owned homes.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:32 PM   #36
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:34 PM   #37
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:35 PM   #38
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:38 PM   #39
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