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Old 04-12-2012, 06:47 PM  
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Do they make underwear for men with BALLS?!

I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:08 PM   #16
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:12 PM   #17
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It's rather unfortunate you don't have Schweddy balls.

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Old 04-12-2012, 07:14 PM   #18
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Your probably right in the fact that you have the balls of a 70 year old.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:15 PM   #19
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i'll be the first guy to say, there's nothing worse than sitting on a nut.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:16 PM   #20
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:19 PM   #21
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Regular ol' briefs will give you all the support you need
I haven't worn a pair of plain ol whitey tighties in years. I think I should go out and get some just for old times sake.

I'd also like to wear those really soft blue pajamas with the white plastic footies. Do they make those in adult sizes? I'd wear them to the office. No shit. They're comfy as hell.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:22 PM   #22
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i'll be the first guy to say, there's nothing worse than sitting on a nut.
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Getting one caught in your zipper sucks.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:24 PM   #23
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i'll be the first guy to say, there's nothing worse than sitting on a nut.
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worst feeling ever. That's why I switched from boxers to boxer briefs. Comfortable but just enough support to keep from sitting on the boys.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:25 PM   #24
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Getting one caught in your zipper sucks.
well, i haven't ever snagged a nut in the zipper, but close to it.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:26 PM   #25
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:27 PM   #26
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I strap mine to my ankle.
one in each sock.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:30 PM   #27
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:32 PM   #28
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I buy khakis for work every couple of years, and I'm due. Every ****ing pair it seems like I try on have the waistband around my hips and no room for my nuts. Even brands that I currently own. Driving me nuts.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:32 PM   #29
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one in each sock.
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Lol. Well playEd sir
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:35 PM   #30
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well, i haven't ever snagged a nut in the zipper, but close to it.
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Needless to say, the zipper (and jeans)were sacrificed in the rescue.
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