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Skittles commercial.
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#107 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I do.
Hootie has a money pit Audi.
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#108 |
Starter
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#109 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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Fly to Illinois, take it to the gate as a carry on, and then they'll gate check it for you for free.
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#110 |
Veteran
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Jupiter, FL.
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Don't move. Mattress too important. Problem solved.
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#111 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Butte Montana
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Take it to Chick-Fil-A and sell rides on it until you have enough cash to buy another one.
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#112 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Take it to a hotel 10 miles north and switch it with their mattress. Then next year do it again. And again. Eventually it'll reach Illinois and that last hotel will have to go back to the starting point to recover its mattress.
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#113 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Find a cattle drive to Illinois and convince the rancher that strapping a mattress to a cow provides shade and comfort to it.
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#114 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Paint a "Mattress Walk for Veterans" message on it and tell people that you're marching to Illinois to raise awareness of veterans. Raise money for your walkathon and have people help you carry it from town to town as part of the process.
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#115 |
Training Camp Hero
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Trade car for scooter.
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#116 |
Training Camp Hero
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Put wheels on mattress. Sell car. Invest into scootymat. profit
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#117 |
Everybody Lies.
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#118 |
Administrator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Austin
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Put in a giant envelope and put your new address in Illinois as the RETURN address then don't put a stamp on it... drop in mailbox.
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#119 |
Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
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Not going to read the thread, but if nobody has mentioned that luggage racks are often held to the car by plastic fasteners, it's worth considering.
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#120 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Butte Montana
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Just let the air out of it and put it in it's carry bag.
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