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10-17-2012, 01:52 PM | #31 | |
Whose house?
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If our vending machines were on the same floor, I'd totally do that.
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10-17-2012, 01:53 PM | #32 |
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If you know how to browse to someones files on the network change the settings in her hosts file to include any websites that she often goes to and just have them point back to 127.0.0.1. She will be wondering why she can't get to them anymore. Another great prank.
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10-17-2012, 01:55 PM | #33 |
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Pop in a linux live cd/dvd and boot from it. Open up a terminal window and su to root and then type "fdisk -l" to get a list of the hard drive(s) on her computer -- find the name of the primary (windows) partition and then run "shred -vf -n 6 /dev/hda". Remove the cd and reboot.. Don't forget to destroy the cd. THEN plant some drugs in her desk and call the authorities (anonymously).
That'll teach the bitch.
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10-17-2012, 01:57 PM | #34 |
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Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.
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10-17-2012, 01:58 PM | #35 |
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if your chairs have 5 wheels on them, take one off (they should pop right off without tools or anything). it'll still stand on its own, but they'll start to fall over once they sit and lean in that direction. you can actually just set the missing wheel under the chair and sometimes they will think the chair just somehow did that itself.
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10-17-2012, 02:01 PM | #36 | |
Whose house?
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10-17-2012, 02:02 PM | #37 |
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10-17-2012, 02:04 PM | #38 | |
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Be great to put her cell phone in the vending machine, ask her to go get you something from the machine, then call it while she's standing there.
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10-17-2012, 02:12 PM | #39 | |
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10-17-2012, 02:17 PM | #40 |
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My favorite is lotion on the listening end of the phone. Call her, and watch her pick it up and get an ear full of lotion.
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10-17-2012, 02:20 PM | #41 |
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Gotcha! Hmm...
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10-17-2012, 02:23 PM | #42 |
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I still do this one. gets em every time.
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10-17-2012, 02:24 PM | #43 |
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Frozen poop on a stick.
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10-17-2012, 02:24 PM | #44 |
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buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk
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10-17-2012, 02:30 PM | #45 |
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