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11-09-2012, 01:42 PM | #16 |
Damn it feels good.
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Todd Haley taught me that everybody poops. He taught me that babies come from stork.
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11-09-2012, 01:45 PM | #17 |
First Overall
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11-09-2012, 01:51 PM | #18 |
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Todd Haley is a son of a bitch.
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11-09-2012, 01:51 PM | #19 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
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11-09-2012, 01:52 PM | #20 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Todd taught me how to skin a buck a run a trot line.
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11-09-2012, 01:53 PM | #21 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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11-09-2012, 01:55 PM | #22 |
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Todd Haley taught me that real men rip the tag of the mattress.
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11-09-2012, 02:02 PM | #23 |
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Todd Haley taught me to be proud that my grandparents cared enough to give me worm checks and to follow those worm checks with a coffee enema.
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11-09-2012, 02:07 PM | #24 |
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Todd Haley taught me that the best way to prevent prostate cancer is regular self-examinations...with my fist.
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11-09-2012, 02:20 PM | #25 |
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11-09-2012, 02:50 PM | #26 |
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11-09-2012, 02:54 PM | #27 | |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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11-09-2012, 03:03 PM | #29 |
I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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Todd Haley has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
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11-09-2012, 03:05 PM | #30 |
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Todd Haley went to Amsterdam with Slash and Charlie Sheen. He ****ed twice as many hookers as they did.
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