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Old 01-07-2013, 10:59 AM  
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http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/06/world/...html?hpt=hp_t2

Jailbreak! Cat caught with saws, drills and phone in Brazil prison
By Alden Mahler Levine, CNN
updated 8:15 AM EST, Mon January 7, 2013

(CNN) -- Prison guards in Brazil's northeast Alagoas state say they have foiled a jailbreak plot with a surprising accomplice: a black and white cat.

The cat had a cell phone, drills, assorted batteries and two saws taped to its body when it was spotted by guards on December 31 as it was about to enter the prison in Arapiraca, according to a statement released Saturday by Alagoas state prisons.

Prison officials maintain the items attached to the cat were to be used to facilitate a prison break.

The prison's more than 250 inmates were all considered suspects as officials said they did not immediately know who the cat was supposed to be aiding.

The incident is under investigation, and the cat was handed over to animal control, the statement said.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:03 AM   #2
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I'm pretty sure that was the new Swiss Army Cat.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:07 AM   #3
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I saw this yesterday. I feel sorry for the friendly cat.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:10 AM   #4
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:12 AM   #5
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I saw this yesterday. I feel sorry for the friendly cat.
Me, too. Hopefully they can train him/her to be a helper cat for some disabled person and find a home for him/her.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:13 AM   #6
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:15 AM   #7
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:16 AM   #8
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They should have followed the cat to see which inmate was going to deliver too.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:17 AM   #9
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:23 AM   #10
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There was a picture of the friendly cat with all that crap taped to it, and some cop choking it out. It was on Gawker.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:44 AM   #11
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a prison with only 250 inmates? lol
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:52 AM   #12
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a prison with only 250 inmates? lol
Yeah, but keep in mind that in Brazil it's probably a 100 square foot facility.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:53 AM   #13
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a prison with only 250 inmates? lol
Marijuana must be legal there.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:54 AM   #14
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Why not just kick the wall over and take off? I certainly hope they learned their lesson.
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