***Official Patriot Ball Washing Thread***

[Crush]

Instead of the Patriot fans having to force themselves to mingle with us evil midwestern folk to explain how everyone associated with their franchise is the bestest ever, let them use this thread. I'm sure Amnorix, jdsomethingorother, and that Justpassingby are tired of us simple evil midwestern folk questioning the infallible Patriot Way. Let them use this thread to masturbate one another over everyone that was associated with their beloved franchise. Let them use this thread to celebrate their three Super Bowl wins, courtesy of lucking into Tom Brady into the sixth round, that happened nearly a decade ago.

We get it. Your franchise is the greatest of all time. We're inferior to you in every way, even though you obviously know more about the Chiefs than we do. Discuss to your hearts' content.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by GoChargers

No you haven't. You barely eked out an OT victory in 2001, lost to SD in 2002, got blown out by us in Foxboro (41-17) in 2005, and you were a Marlon McCree fumble away from losing to us in the playoffs in '06. And that was DURING the signal-taping era.

After Spygate, you just squeaked by an injury-ravaged Chargers team with its two best players hobbled in the AFC title game, lost 30-10 to us the following year, beat us by 3 in 2010, and by 14 in 2011.

The Patsies have been extremely fortunate to win most of those games, even WITH the arsenal of taped signals.

You're an excuse machine. Let's face it, your team has underperformed and underachieved for years, kept Norv Turner at least two if not more years past his obvious expiration date, watched Philip Rivers regress, lost Michael Turner for nothing back (like idiots) only to lose LT a year or two later, and despite having a massive talent base a few years ago couldn't even get to the SB.

I can see why you're so bitter about the Patriots, though, since they've done everything your team failed to do when they had the talent to succeed.

[Just Passin' By]

Originally Posted by GoChargers

In the years since Spygate, MARK ****ING SANCHEZ has beaten your Patsies in the playoffs, and ShEli has owned your team twice. Strongly doubt this would have occurred back in the signal-taping days.

Please explain how the Patriots having filmed the opposing team's signals would have made Welker hold on to that pass, or would have forced the ball to bounce loose off of Tyree's helmet.

[Rugby Thompson]

I like watching Patriot games but I hate the fans, all of them are bandwagoners and to the people who have been fans for 20 plus years, more power to you but it disgusts me..some guy in my city pretends to be such a patriots fan but yet he wears an RG3 jersey?

[Rugby Thompson]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

Please explain how the Patriots having filmed the opposing team's signals would have made Welker hold on to that pass, or would have forced the ball to bounce loose off of Tyree's helmet.

It doesn't but it shows that they're cursed..ever since Spy gate they've been ****ed.

The 2 years they should have won the superbowl, they were the better team.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by Rugby Thompson

I like watching Patriot games but I hate the fans, all of them are bandwagoners and to the people who have been fans for 20 plus years, more power to you but it disgusts me..some guy in my city pretends to be such a patriots fan but yet he wears an RG3 jersey?

Behold, for I rooted for the Patriots through the dark years of Ron Ehrhardt and Rod Rust and Dick MacPherson, and my cred is high.

(sorry, read SNR's thing a few minutes ago and have it on my brain).

[Rugby Thompson]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Behold, for I rooted for the Patriots through the dark years of Ron Ehrhardt and Rod Rust and Dick MacPherson, and my cred is high.

(sorry, read SNR's thing a few minutes ago and have it on my brain).

Good, I respect the patriots and the fans who STUCK THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES but for the ones that just hopped on last year or the year before, it disgusts me.

I would still watch Patriot games even if Brady wasn't the QB.

[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by Amnorix

Behold, for I rooted for the Patriots through the dark years of Ron Ehrhardt and Rod Rust and Dick MacPherson, and my cred is high.

(sorry, read SNR's thing a few minutes ago and have it on my brain).

That old logo is still one of the better ones.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Crush

Instead of the Patriot fans having to force themselves to mingle with us evil midwestern folk to explain how everyone associated with their franchise is the bestest ever, let them use this thread. I'm sure Amnorix, jdsomethingorother, and that Justpassingby are tired of us simple evil midwestern folk questioning the infallible Patriot Way. Let them use this thread to masturbate one another over everyone that was associated with their beloved franchise. Let them use this thread to celebrate their three Super Bowl wins, courtesy of lucking into Tom Brady into the sixth round, that happened nearly a decade ago.

We get it. Your franchise is the greatest of all time. We're inferior to you in every way, even though you obviously know more about the Chiefs than we do. Discuss to your hearts' content.

Sure.

First off, you're a douchebag.

Second: neither I, nor Amnorix, nor JustPassingBy ever say SHIT about the Patriots. We don't say they're the bestest ever. We don't knobslobber them. In fact, we're downright humble about them. But what we DO tend to do is respond to the rampant ****ing stupidity around here about a.) "the Patriot way", b.) somehow it's Patriots' fans' faults that your front office signed Pioli and Cassel, and c.) the usual reerunedness of people hoping Brady gets hurt (usually led by GoSlurp, which isn't surprising).

We come here to hang out and talk football. We don't troll. But we occasionally have to put up with shit like this anyway, from small-penised individuals like yourself.

We've said repeatedly that "everyone associated with" the Patriots is NOT "the bestest ever". In fact, it's three factors: the owner, the coach, and the QB (with the coach being most important). The other minions have done jack shit on their own, and probably will continue to do so. The day Belichick retires--not Brady, IMO, but Belichick--the franchise will slide down into mediocrity, more than likely.

We've never said anything about "simple evil midwestern folk". If you have an inferiority complex about something, that's your problem.

In short, your whole original post, like you, are full of smelly runny shit. So **** off.

Some of you are pretty cool. But some of you are cockmunchers. Seriously.

[Hammock Parties]

Now Patriots fans are victims.

Why don't you turds just flush on outta here with Cassel and *****?

There's a reason your registration date is May 2009, ****stick.

[Crush]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Now Patriots fans are victims.

Why don't you turds just flush on outta here with Cassel and *****?

There's a reason your registration date is May 2009, ****stick.

Now now Clay. This is their safe place.

[Crush]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Sure.

First off, you're a douchebag.

Second: neither I, nor Amnorix, nor JustPassingBy ever say SHIT about the Patriots. We don't say they're the bestest ever. We don't knobslobber them. In fact, we're downright humble about them. But what we DO tend to do is respond to the rampant ****ing stupidity around here about a.) "the Patriot way", b.) somehow it's Patriots' fans' faults that your front office signed ***** and Cassel, and c.) the usual reerunedness of people hoping Brady gets hurt (usually led by GoSlurp, which isn't surprising).

We come here to hang out and talk football. We don't troll. But we occasionally have to put up with shit like this anyway, from small-penised individuals like yourself.

We've said repeatedly that "everyone associated with" the Patriots is NOT "the bestest ever". In fact, it's three factors: the owner, the coach, and the QB (with the coach being most important). The other minions have done jack shit on their own, and probably will continue to do so. The day Belichick retires--not Brady, IMO, but Belichick--the franchise will slide down into mediocrity, more than likely.

We've never said anything about "simple evil midwestern folk". If you have an inferiority complex about something, that's your problem.

In short, your whole original post, like you, are full of smelly runny shit. So **** off.

Some of you are pretty cool. But some of you are cockmunchers. Seriously.

The last four years says differently.

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Now Patriots fans are victims.

Why don't you turds just flush on outta here with Cassel and *****?

There's a reason your registration date is May 2009, ****stick.

This.

If Patriots fans don't like how their team is being discussed on a CHIEFS MESSAGE BOARD then leave.

The failures of Fat Scott/Romeo in KC, Romeo in Cleveland, Josh McDaniels in Denver, etc. have exposed "The Patriots Way" as a fraud.

The "Patriots Way" is Tom Brady. It has nothing to do with the "right 53"... it has everything to do with having Tom Brady at QB.

See the epic failures of pretty much anyone who has left the Tom Brady dream boat for another job in the NFL and tried to implement the "Patriots Way" without Brady. FAILURE.

[mcaj22]

the day belichick retires is the day all you front runner patriots fans go back to cheering for the cowboys or whatever team in america is the current consistent powerhouse

[Crush]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Speculation is that McDaniels may already have a job offer so they're grooming Daboll to replace him at OC the same way they brought McDaniels in early to replace Bill O'Brien.

As for the usual blathering about the "Patriot Way", your tears of hatred are tasty. The "Patriot Way" is varying and debatable degrees of Kraft, Belichick, and Brady. It was never about ***** or Cassel or Crennel or McDaniels or any of the rest of the dingleberries. It's not our fault you signed ***** or traded for Cassel. And say what you want about Belichick, but he's built 12 years' worth of winning teams AROUND Tom Brady (because, as we've seen with Peyton, and Marino, and Montana in his later years, one QB does not make a team). From '01 to '12, in those 12 years: 10 playoff appearances, 10 division wins, 5 SB appearances, 3 SB wins, not a single .500 or losing season, total regular season record of 146-46. I don't think it would be that good without Brady but, since he's rebuilt the roster a good five times now, it's clear that Belichick would be good enough to build a winner (e.g. going 11-5 with Cassel).

... and I'm the douchebag.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

The failures of Fat Scott/Romeo in KC, Romeo in Cleveland, Josh McDaniels in Denver, etc. have exposed "The Patriots Way" as a fraud.

Don't forget Mangini in Cleveland AND New York, and Parcells ****ing over the Dolphins.

Just pathetic, that tree.